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Just throw it into the rubbish bin after some luvin'
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Never flush. Wrap it in a tissue and throw it in the trash.
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condom?whats a condom?.lmao
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Put it in your trash can and wrap it in tissue first, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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I usually let the woman decide how to dispose of it, I leave it on her stomach or back depending on which position we were in when I pulled off and then finished..
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I don't know. I never use them.
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Throw in mailbox & mark on envelope; Return to sender.
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My husband used to wrap it in tissue and flush it.
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burn it.
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Have an empty pop can lying around? Just shove it in there. No joke. I do it all the time. It's like a tradition now. LOL. It makes it so you won't see it again, and neither will anyone else. It's just an empty pop can. Who looks in one of those? Seriously. :}
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I throw it in the trash i mean who wants a snickers wrapper laying around.... ;)
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eat it hahahaha
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I tie it to my cat
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use it as bubble gum.
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Swallow your condom and no one knows.
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Stand up on the bed, swing it around over your head. Then see if you can stick it to the wall. (This is of course if your at her place)
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Pull it back like a rubber band and shoot it at her cat.
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toilet
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wrap it up in kleenex and throw it away
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tie the end and throw it in the garbage
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BURN IT!
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Turn it inside-out...be green...recycle
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tissue and bin
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Before tossing it, be sure to pour a little bleach inside. That way it will destroy all the DNA in case someone were to fish it out and try to pin some crime on you.
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Hand it to the whore and tell her its "Juicy Fruit".
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burry it 6 feet underground
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pull it off tie it up an dump it
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You're actually suppose to tie the end, wrap it in something and throw it in the garbage...never the toilet. So simply throw it in the trash.
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put them someplace where her husband or father won't find them! (i know, being the husband in such a case, this answer might not be funny to some people.)
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i dont think you can recycle it so has to be put in land fill site. or just try to flush it.
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wrap it in tissue and throw it in the trash, NEVER FLUSH IT. think of how embarassed you will be when the plumber snakes your drain and condoms are attached to it (happened to me before with tampons lol)
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i reccomend dissolving it in acid or gas or something, if you throw it in the trash it could be taken out and used against you in a court of law... those girls are not all as good as you think they are... they can have you framed
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When your done reach on the floor pickup all the used condoms take them to the restroom wrap them in toilet paper and dump themin the trash curtdude
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keep it loose in your pocket... useful when the cops try to search you.
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fill it up with water and toss it at the neighborhood asshole
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In the garbage.
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Drink the contents, then inflate it for your kid's birthday party.
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Fill them with helium, tie closed, and let them drift away.
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tie a knot in it and throw it out your window.
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By burning,if you decide to flush it in the lavatory,it may block the water flow,so you either burn it or bury it .
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hello, you just peel it off and put it in a plastic bag,then place it in the garbage.
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hide it in her shoe
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Walk into any store that carries children's clothing, put it in one of the coat sleeves, walk out.
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I take it off and sometimes forget about it, so it will just sit where it happens to be. I don't do it on purpose. I suppose throwing it in the garbage is a good way, that's what I do when I don't forget.
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Mail it to the whitehouse.
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Swallow it
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You mean you can't reuse them???
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50 mph on a dark road with that one ashole who is always coming at u with his brights on
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Start a scrapbook album
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EAT THE EVIDENCE; BUT MAKE SURE YOUR LIPS DONT STICK TOGETHER!
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Keep it in a decorated bag, where you keep those as collection
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are they not reusable anymore?
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if you hate your boss... you could like save them up and wait for a day his wife will be in the office and sneak in and put them in his garbage can.
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take to it ur puppy and it knows what the best way to dispose it is!
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throw it away, recycle?
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Just leave it in there.
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Turn it inside-out and stick it to the wall...kind of a way of keeping score...(ie: gunfighter notching his gun)
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Fill it with Helium and let it go.
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Shake the fuck out of it and use it again. Sorry, just kidding... what's a condom?
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i usually tear them open along the extreme end only that way once im done i can put it back in the wrapper and then in layers of paper towel and/or toilet paper and then in the trash.....that way no"stuff" comes out and wets the paper towell
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew, I gotta worry about that now if I ever do have sex again!!! Me and hubby never used them!!! That's gonna be gross!!!
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garbage lol
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Just throw it out.
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Leave it on..you dont want her to get pregnant now do ya?
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Keep reusing it unit it is filled up. That way you have a water balloon,(or in this case a "sperm" balloon), ready in a water balloon fight.
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the trash
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If you have a nasty neighbor you could wrap it on there door knob. LOL. that will teach them a lesson!
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put it back in the wrapper, then mix it in with other trash. usually something messy like last nights dinner. Noone will go through it then.
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I wrap the condom in tissue and throw outside of my balcony :-)
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Treat it as medical waste; Similar to a tampon.
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Medical waste, because it IS! On a serious note JuJubee, that is exactly how a partner (in a marrage)keeps from infecting the partner (that they care about) with herpes simplex. Yes, it is one of his duty as an adult in a gentle caring relationship in the responsibility of having sex. Submitted
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put it in the dogbowl :)
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uh. i'm thinking outside bin! i have a bin in my room, and when he got rid of it. i was too busy to take my bin out, so i couldnt use my bin for a while i smelt dero! and i swear my rents knew. i'm 15 i think they would have killed me!
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ummmmmm THROW IT AWAY! DURHHHHHH!LOLOLOL!
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put it in a soda can, no one finds it there...
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It seems people in my rural neck of the woods think tossing them out the window is the way to go. My dog tries to eat them when we go on walks. Ew. Pretty colors though. Don't do what my dad used to do. He used to stick them in-between the mattresses. I found them when I was about 5 - about 5 gazillion of the damned things.
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Do you want to be a father without your consent? No-> FLUSH IT http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/788921
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everyone flushes, even tho they dont like to admit it... its quick and easy. whereas if you throw it in the bin it cud be seen by your mother/flatmate/relative when the trash is bin brawt out...
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i have all mine sent to NASA in hopes they will send them on the next deep space prob. i want to have the first alien baby.
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