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Cover your mouth.
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Linda JoySome adults still need to be reminded! But that's a good one.
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5. "It's fine; a little dirt on your food will strengthen your immune system." 4. "Now get up; it's your brother's turn to sit in the box now!" 3. "If you two are going to fight, go outside; I don't want you two breaking that lamp!" 2. "If it's bothering you, just tie a string around it and tie the other end to a doorknob, then I'll slam the door and it'll come out!" 1. "If you don't quit touching your brother, I'll bite your fingers off and have the doctor stitch them back on!!!!"
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Linda Joy
Hahahahaha! I have said #3 to adult men before! Really enjoyed this!
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to be careful
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bostjan the adequate 🥉
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Linda Joy
I do all the time!
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Did you poopy?
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Linda Joy
Hahaha! This would make a good cartoon! "What is your problem today?! Are you constipated again?!"
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I'm going to whoop your ass.
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Linda Joy
Yeah, that's something you should never announce when you plan to assault an adult. Especially if you're the little one - and I'm always the little one! That's why I have no problem bringing rebar or a 9mm into the situation if needed!
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Are your parents in? What did you do at school today?
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Linda Joy
I had someone come to the door and ask me if my parents were home when my son was 6! I was 27. -
Professor Yaffle
Did you take it as a compliment or just tell them "I don't know, go to their house & find out"?
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