What's the worst name you can give a baby?
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ANSWERS: 100
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Uncle Fester.
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Peaches Geldof.. maybe even Fifi Trixibelle Geldof.
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Pubert.
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Ronald McDonald. You think I'm kidding, I know a guy that has that name. And I know a Stephen Stephens. LOL What were the parents thinking?
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Yoda.
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t i d d l y w i n k s !
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Pig Ugly (surname) Manchild
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Eda Wiener
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Bracton or Ezechiel.
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How about.. Nasty? or Meanie? or Meany? (just a spelling variation)
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'Otahuhu Bus-stop' was the first names given to a child my friend delivered because that's where the kid was conceived. That's pretty bad!
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I acutally heard of someone naming thier twin Lemoncello and Orangcello Lemon Jello and Organge Jello now THAT's horrid!
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Ima-Nidiot.
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Barry
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adolf hitler, or george bush - its a tie up.
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Geraldine
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Taxbreak
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That mewling, pooing, eating machine, comes to mind, but it may be hard to get it all on the birth certificate
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Bush,I don't mean the president.
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TacksDeeDuction or MeeStake
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A man in my hometown is named Richard Grabber. However, Mr. Grabber does not go by Richard, but prefers to go by Dick. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, his name is Dick Grabber.
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there was a family once and their surname was Sprout and they called their son Russell ! BAS****S !!!! God's honest.
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Mike Hunt Al Caholic I. P. Freely I. C. Butts
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all taken from people i know in real life (no kidding) Mercedes Lexus Charlie Brown Pryde
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Flash for a boy He would be the coolest kid at Primary School (everybody would love a name like that when you are young), but I cant help but think he would get the mickey taken out of him all the time as he gets a bit older and I dont think you would be always be taken seriously That said, i wouldnt mind being called Flash now
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Jealousy. One of my cousin's neighbors actually named their kid that
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Evan
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i knew a christopher moss,
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Hermoine.
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Quasimodo
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fetus
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Crystal... no offence but in all slutty american films, its always the name of the prostitute...
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I have honestly met a real life Michael Hunt.
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For a girl Laura and for a boy either Robin or Francis cause to me those are girly names.
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sperm donor for a boy and fallopian tuba for a girl .
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Abe Orcean
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Bupkus??
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Hugh Jasmin, Phil Mc Cracken,Harry Palmer. Yes, they're actual real names of people I talked to when I was working at a call center.
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Old man
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Queequeg
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Jasdeep. its my science teacher's name. he said in second grade it was put in the girl's cubby section he was teased for the next 2 years.
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shithead is a bad one too!!!
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Laura aka Liar
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Captain Assripper
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Unwanted?
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Spamhead.
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Anything derogitory.
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Bastard.
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Accident
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male - Ollie female - Agnus
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Boy-Dick Girl-Laura aka Liar
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Boy oscar Girl polly
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chelsea
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Donald.
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Forgotten.
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CORNELIOUS...
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Anything thats really 'cute' for a baby - they grow up you know
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@ http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Its_a_Mad_Mad_World_/Chinese_parents_name_son_/articleshow/2289102.cms
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Iggy
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Girl - Dorris Boy - Moses
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Girl- Fanny Boy- Walter
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For a girl - Bertha. For a boy - Keppah
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Poison
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Edith....not that there's anything wrong with it, I just don't like it.
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"Yellow"
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Blossom...Almost did...
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Turtle
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Dick
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Agatha..it's what I call one of my trolls..Agatha Anusbreath
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if my last name was Dover, i would never, ever name my child ben
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:)
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Adolf, Dick, Harry, Bertha.
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Anything that I thought the other kids in school would give them a hard time about. Some celebrities kids' lives must be hell because of their names.
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Adolph, Jezebel, Bertha, Rudolph
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Wilbur Ruffus Randolph
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And... not to sound racist but any of those african names... Shaquanda Kenyata Shaniqua etc...
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forest Mitt Biff dick if it was a boy
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Phil Mycrack
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Dirk, Arthur or Jesse. LuEllen, Muffy or Bobby Jo.
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Stone. Can you imagine anyone naming their child Stone Phillips? It must be hard to have a name like that. :-)
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A lot of things that other people name their children. A forum I was on once found the hospital-baby page of... I can't remember what the first part was, it was a mis-spelling of awesome or incredible or some adjective like that, and then, i swear, Icy Eight Special K (lastname). (Misspelled word) Icy Eight Special K. I am glad for countries that have boards of "no, you may not name your baby that stupid bullshit string of letters."
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Chuckles
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Cornbread.
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Blaine
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Kenny Rogers.
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Seymore butts
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Anything with a simple nickname. I can't stand it when people tell me their kids name and it goes something like, "Her name is JocylenbutwecallherJosie" If you want your kid to be named "Mike" "Jenny" or "Josie" just NAME them that. What's the point in making a small child have to remember their name is Victoria AND Tori, depending on whether she's in trouble?
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Bertha or Leroy
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Wanker.
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It's more a case of what would I name my child?! There are zillions of names I wouldn't use, Table, Rabbit, Enid etc... but only a few I would use.
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yur burger.
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Tree Sydney Canberra Elly
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Fart... I mean, that would just be embarrasing...
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Dingleberry
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Tom Cruise
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I would never name a child after myself. I think it's completely arrogant and unimaginative to name your child after yourself.
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Ima Bunny
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My suggestion, just make sure you look up the meaning to your childs name because you never know if you are calling your baby stupid of dummy.
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Audio Science. Which some crack pot actress(Shannyn Sossamon)actually DID name her child. It's just too damn cruel for words. That's a GOD DAMN MAJOR, NOT A KIDS NAME!!!!
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