How can I lose 37 pounds overnight?
by 
xjimmyloudx
ANSWERS: 36
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cut off you limbs.
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Chop off your arm.
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Chop off a body part? There is no miracle weight loss cure that works that quickly.
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G'day xjimmyloudx, Thank you for your question. Short answer is that you can't. Regards
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Lypo that's all I got!!
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Purchase a broken scale.
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If I cut off my pee pee. Just kidding. In my dreams.
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About as easy as you can gain 37 pounds overnight.
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I don't think you can, if you do let others know, you could be rich over night
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have the mother of all bowel movement, poop out a Ford F-150 and you will be good to go.
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Have a baby. Oops, the last answerer was female and I didn't notice you were male. Oh, well--I've lost 25 pounds, but it took 50 days, and I'm very happy with that. If I can keep it off. But no diet does any good unless you can stick with it for the rest of your life.
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got a sharp knife and a penchant for pain ?
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um magic
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+4 Cut your head off.
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In my case I will remove my balls :)
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Amputation? or get rid of a ton of gall bladder and kidney stones?
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That's very easy. Either get your self mugged or eat a few pounds of raw chicken. The food poisoning will then give you the trots and you'll blow out a few pounds in the DUNGY! grin..
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Amputate a leg? ;-)
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Remove some of your excess fat with an edged tool.
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A pound of crystal meth and 5 porn stars.
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Give me your wallet and I'll take 37 pounds off you :-) Magic? Liposuction??
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pray for a bloody miracle
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1. Buy some lottery tickets (in the UK) 2. Travel to Venus or Mars (depending how much you curently weigh) at light speed 3. Amputate something 4. If you are really huge, a long session of liposuction might do it. Please let us know which one you choose and how you get on.
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Contract a liver disease
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Give birth to 8 babies.
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use a sharp knive and cut off the fat on your belly lol
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You can't
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after losing 300 lbs you go to the surgeon and have 37 lbs of skin removed for free by donating it to burn victims. I had a coworker who did that.
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in England pounds is money so you could take me out for the evening bet i would end up owing you a few pounds
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Try a Bariatric surgeon that operates on your body, not on your mind, so if you have failed to lose weight with conventional dietary methods, then the Bariatric Surgery will help you with your goal.
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You can't.
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Only with surgery.
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amputate!
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Reincarnation or Time Travel.
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That's really impossible!
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Give birth to triplets.
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