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a xmas card saying you love her and happy valentines day
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hahha good question man.. dried fish
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An easter egg
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nothing says happy valentines like a red vacumn
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A dead squirrel. All wrapped up with a pretty pink bow.
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Buying her running boards for MY truck.
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an appointment for a speed dating session
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A Stripper. -
A restraining order!
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A beef heart as a sumbol of your love...
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A bag of weed with hearts on it.
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"Valentine Toilet Paper" ... That reads "I love you from the top to the bottom."
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I always thought it would be disturbing to open a gift wrapped box to find this:
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an inflatable doll.
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A box of your hair; maybe some nail clippings.
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Fishing pole to your wife or gf.
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last years gift
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A black rose.
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Is this someone you don't like much or do you just want to be unique? Maybe something like a slinky or hula hoop (if you can still find them) or Play Doh or Tinkertoys...you could wrap up a box of cereal...one of those garlic garlands that you hang on the wall would be weird. My first thought was a bouquet of dead flowers, but that is too weird! :)
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A picture of their ex.
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For The Orally Impaired Halitosis is so not sexy. If your loved one already has bad breath though, chances are you don't need to remind them. The Halitosis Kiss-O-Meter is a great way to remind your lover why you never kiss them. I will say that at least the gift looks cute, but that's a small consideration when prejudging the taste of your kisses.
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my best friend once got a skull with a knife stuck in it (a fake one, obviously) from her now ex-boyfriend .. needless to say, that relationship ended pretty quickly
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For The Orally Impaired Halitosis is so not sexy. If your loved one already has bad breath though, chances are you don't need to remind them. The Halitosis Kiss-O-Meter is a great way to remind your lover why you never kiss them. I will say that at least the gift looks cute, but that's a small consideration when prejudging the taste of your kisses.
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Here’s one for the ladies to not buy for their man, an Erectile Quality Monitor. Nothing will make your man feel quite so insignificant as a device telling him how disappointing he is in the bedroom. No longer will you have to claim “it happens to every man at some point.” He will know his manhood is not satisfactory without the need for words. In fact, maybe this will also make it easier when you tell him that you want to be with other men.
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Half a box of Valentine's Day chocolates with a note that said... "Noticed you've gotten a little thick, So half a box should do the trick! Happy Valentine's Day, my Chunky Valentine." Can you imagine the bloodshed?
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Bar of Soap and under arm deodrant. Fun Question +5
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His 'n' Hers grave plots
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a box of herring.
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A bag of meat.
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Green peppers and fishnet stockings that are too small.
Mrs. C 
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