Would you "attend" your own funeral? why or why not?
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PinkUnicorn
ANSWERS: 39
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Well technically, that's not possibly, because I'd be dead. But if by some strange way I died, but came back to life and found a time machine and travelled back in time, I wouldn't attend my funeral. After all, I was already there once.
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I do not think I will have any choice but if I did probably yes if i knew myself i would wish to pay my respects
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defenitely. As a dead man
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You would have too... Its just one of those things your expected to attend.
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of course! but i would be in the coffin and stuff...
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yeah...i'd kind of have to, since i'd be in the coffin...but yes i would if i were also a spirit so that i could be around my family to let them know i'm there, even if they honestly couldn't feel my presence
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Sure, I'd hate to let myself go, without saying goodbye! ;) Hee
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Yes, I am there? am I not?
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Im not having a formal funeral, I don't want people that treated me like crap just to gawk at me..Im being cremated with a small religious service, family only..Yeah, Ill be there.
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You mean, like if I were someone else visiting me? Hell yes... If my wishes are followed, it is going to be a rock and roll kegger party. I want to be celebrated, not mourned. Bring your polyester leisure suit.
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Yes. The free beer of course.
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I would go! I would like to see if people actualy cared or not.
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Definately, i want to find out what people really thought of me
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I plan on being late to my own funeral.
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No, I already have the plans and intent to be cremated, so there would be no funeral. I don't want my friends and family to mourn. I want a good solid wake where everyone celebrates the life that I had. And it would be interesting to be at the wake. I'm sure that there would be laughing and crying. Lots of hugs and kisses. Rememberance of the dumb-ass, life changing, person I am.
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With any luck.
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I have documents with my sister that state that the funeral procession is to be led by an empty hearse and I will arrive 5 mins after so I will offically be late for my own funeral! I also have paperwork from my sister for her wake I am to hire security and she has an A list and a B list if you are not on the A list you are not welcome and I am to tell the people on the B list that "she didn't like you when she was alive and she doesn't want you gloating over her now that she is dead" with these little touches everyone who knows us will be sure to feel our presence perfectly so in essence we will be there!
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Unless the hearse gets lost. I will be there.
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It's my party! I just HAVE to be there!
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I'll be there as long as my body is not missing.
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I hope to be the main attraction!
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I wont have a funeral. my body will be thrown into a refrigerator box and buried in my backyard
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If they hauled my dead butt there I wouldn't have much choice. But I wouldn't go if I had a choice. I don't usually go to funerals - mine or any one else's I do not want one when my time comes.
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Im not having one..Sit there and see a bunch of phonies with their crocodile tears, not me..Im going from dead to ashes as fast as my kids will di it..I made them promise. You know how kids are though? ha
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I am going to be the Star Turn and for the first time in my life will not feel embarassment at people staring.
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If I could I would :D
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i would have to be the shadow in the back row watching what kind of a turnout it was. it would not be much of a show if i did not appear to do my rag time number!
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I dont think I'll have much choice at that point. I'll be like a boiled squab...I'll go pretty much where I'm taken- ala "Weekend at Bernie's"
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It would be rude not to, seeing as I'd be the guest of honor and all. As long as they didn't ask me to speak, I'm sure it will be a fine event!
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No way !! LOL.. I am not going to have a Funeral.. they are way to expensive and I certainly do not want people wasting a good day hangin out in a Funeral Home or Cemetery !! I am Going to be Cremated :)
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No, because I am not going to have a funeral. I am going for the ol toast and toss. No need to have a funeral :)
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Just ty me in a tree stand and let the critters take care of me;) No Funeral;)-Party in my honor;)!!
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no. i wouldnt to see my family sad.
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not attending your own funeral? well that would be like not 'attending' your own birth...
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I wouldn't i would be looking at the clock wondering when it would be over
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I will be there early, for sure !!!
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That's the last place I'd want to be.
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Im not having a funeral when i die, i know how much people HATE going to funerals, so im not gonna put them through that, im gonna have my organs donated and my body cremated and spread around my hometown.
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I don't think I have any choice in the matter.
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