Is there anything red wine can't do?
by 
keithold thanks all baggers
ANSWERS: 22
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Sober you up.
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Nope
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Satisfy my thirst for justice?
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Taste good.
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Kill the Batman.
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I'm not sure, but I think I can play guitar better than a bottle of Chardonnay. For some reason that does not boost my self esteem.
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Bring back the dead.
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It's never done my dishes.
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Can it be used as an alternative fuel source for Allen Ginsbergs machinery of night?
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Get red stains out of a white carpet.
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It cannot remove a red wine stain. (:
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Can see why you wrote this after reading that article. Protection against radiation, huh? My answer: NOTHING. It can do anything! (then after a slight pause .. the world comes back into focus .. reality returns .. and all those "uh oh's" come to mind.) Red wine can't: -- Walk on water -- Heal bee stings -- Work the instruments on our next space shuttle -- Be blue Maybe I should have stuck with its radiation protective qualities and ignored any bad things, ey? Or better yet - forget all of the above. Just slide a glass over, please. :)
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Turn a sows ear into a silk purse[UK] if you get my drift?
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get stains out of clothing or carpet!
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it sure cant drink itself :)
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Take out red wine stains....
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Get out a red wine stain, for one. lol
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It can't do your grocery shopping for you! : O )
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MAKE ME TURELY HAPPY
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Remove stains
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Replace the vampiric diet of blood?
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Cook itself in a delicious stew. Get itself out of the bottle:-)
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