Boner, Woody, Stiffy, Morning Glory, Full Salute, Blue Steel, Bone Daddy, Pitching a tent.

I believe that is "boner".

Boner, hard-on, stiffy

hard on

I'm going with "boner" for (singular) proper slang 'term' Otherwise: Pole Chubby Woody Wake up Call

Um, hard-on, woody, poker stick, submarine full of "seamen". I can't believe I just said those! (blush).

You know, Chris, I would think that 'proper' and 'slang' are two words that don't go well together in the first place! But, sitting down with the alphabet as my guide, I've come up with a few: Anaconda, arrow, baloney, baloney pony, basket, beaver cleaver, beef bayonet, bishop, boner, Captain Winkie, choad, chubby, cock, dick, dong, dork, Eros the Love God, frankfurter, gagger, hard-on, Harry Johnson, Harry Wang, heat seeking moisture missile, horse cock, hose, hot dog, jack hammer, jack-in-the-box, Jimmy, Johnson, John Thomas, joy stick, joy toy, king dong, knobber, lap taffy, lip stick, little solder, magic wand, meat, member, morning glory, my little pony, my other head, needle dick, one eyed monster, one eyed trouser trout, package, pecker, pee-pee, peter, piece, pipe, pleasure stick, pork sword, power drill, prick, privates, pud, pussy pleaser, rod, salamander, sausage, schlong, shaft, stick, stiffy, tackle, tallywacker, tent pole, thing, tool, third leg, trouser snake, tube steak, unit, wacker, wang, wanger, wedding tackle, wee-wee, weiner, willey, Wilson, wood, woody. I may have missed a few here. And I couldn't think of any for the letters I, Q, V, X, Y, and Z.

the man would say, "I am ready!"

Little old lady here..the whole subject is improper to talk about among polite company..there, wet blanket that I am..that's my story and I'm sticking to it! :)

temporary priapism - Pseudo-medical euphemism for an erection of the penis . See penis for synonyms. basorthosis - Male sexual arousal, in the form of an erection, caused by kissing. bradyorthosis - The condition of being slow in attaining an erection. tachyorthosis - The condition of obtaining a penile-erection in a short time. prong, schwing, prigpas

aroused, happy in your pants, big boy

BONER

I think boner is the most popular one, I also heard "Stiff Peter" before. O_o

hard on

Skin flute

Swingggggg

on hard

Skin bolt. ;-)

Stiffy, or woody.

Love girder

proper slang? dumb.

Oingo Boingo. ... no, "boner" is used most often.

throbbing gristle, full salute, blue steel, bone daddy, pitching a tent, sporting a wood, stiffie, flesh rocket, tall tommy, mr. morbis, the march is on, icycle has formed, jack's magic beanstalk, rigor mortis has set in, mr. mushroom-head, mushroom on a stick, purple headed yogurt slinger and u can't forget: Bill Clinton... XD

Boner.

Here are a few... From Tammy Wynot... (Bob and Tom) Lip-synched by "Lily White" Then start here, and scroll down. LOL http://indopedia.org/Body_parts_slang.html#Penis NOT SAFE FOR WORK! LOL

proper slang? i think that's an oxymoron. woody

45 Euphemisms for an Erection: The bazooka. A bit of hard. A bit of stiff. The bone. A boner. Captain Standish. The cockstand. Colleen Bawn. Crack a fat. The cunt stretcher. Fixed bayonets. A full. The golden rivet. A hard-on. The horn. In one's best clothes. In one's Sunday best. An Irish toothache. Jack. A lance at rest. The Marquess of Lorn. Morning pride. Old Hornington. Old horny. Be on the stand. Be piss proud. Be proud below the navel. The rail. The ramrod. The reamer. To rise in one's Levi's. The roaring horn. Roaring Jack. The rock python. The spike. The stalk. The standard. The standing member. Standingware. Stiff and stout. A stiff one. Stiffy. A toothache. A wood. A woody. http://www.squidge.org/~peja/behindthescenes/EuphemismsSexyWords.htm

Hard-on. Also: woody stiffy boner (Unless you meant construction)

Boner?