What can I do with five pounds of bacon?
by 
Zack Be Gone - All Hail Firebrand.
ANSWERS: 38
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Ooooh!!! Breakfast at Zack's house! I'll bring the eggs.
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Invite a few friends around and make a whole heap of bacon sandwiches.
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Give a small animal a heart attack
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psychologically torture pigs...
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Cook and eat some, freeze the rest. Bacon freezes great.
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How big is your family? I just cook it all up in a fry pan, and then leave it out on the counter for awhile. If there is any left by lunch time, I make BLT's, and then put the rest in a baggie in the refrigerator. It is usually all gone by the next day. (There are currently three people living in my house).
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Invite answerbag Fun over and watch her freak out with excitement.
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make a house out of it! haha :D
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Well you can give me one lb. keep one lb. out for you and then freeze the rest. Now see wasn't that simple!!
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Make lots of bacon bits..:)
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It keeps very well, after all, curing bacon was developed as a preservation method. but you can take out a pound to use, freeze the rest in one pound amounts. Or have a huge breakfast party and invite us all over!!!!
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Cover your spouse in its crispy goodness and have the best foreplay ever.
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I'd cook it all up and let my dogs have a feast. They love bacon.
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Give it to people on here. They seem to like bacon.
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Yell....FREE BACON...no more problem.
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Make me a bacon/tomato sandwich :D
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Bring it on over! I've got a LOT of tomatoes on my tomato plants this year. We can have a BLT party!
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USE IT TO CLONE LOTS OF PIGGIES. AND NEVER EAT THEM AGAIN!
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hmm eat it i guess. :P
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Make us all BLT's for lunch!
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Fry all of it up really fast on high heat. You will have a tasty treat AND not have to wax your floor for months.
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* Bacon and eggs * BLTs * Bacon burgers * Plain bacon as a snack * Green Beans * Mac & Cheese with bacon in it (Mmmmm) * Buy Porterhouse steaks, cut out the bone, and have New York Strip steaks. With the "small" side (the tenderloin), wrap them in bacon and make Fillet Mignon. * Bacon bits (small batches... I think it will go rancid if you were to make too much and try to store it. They're good in a LOT of foods. And you'd have REAL ones!) Split it up into servings/batches, put it in freezer bags, get as much air out of it as possible (do you have one of those vacuum things?), and freeze it, getting out servings at a time as you need them. See http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2486027 . LOL
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Stop an armed robber.
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Cook it up nice 'n crisp. Sit down and eat it. Lay back and enjoy. Wait for EMS, 'cause you'll probably be headin' for bypass.
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Make french toast and bacon, nothing like it in the world! :)
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Slay giants and rule kingdoms (or, at least rule AB) ... with 5 lbs. of bacon, you are a wealthy man! *<:-)~
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Build a very small condominium for ants.
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build a house out of it and live there, use it as a jacket, give it to poor people, sell it on ebay, talk to it, whatever you want, its your bacon!!1
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Keep one pound for yourself, and call 4 friends and say "Hey, would you happen to have an extra pound of ____?" ... I could trade you for a pound of bacon if you like. Everyone wins.
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It it and Put on 5lbs of lard
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Depends what area the five pounds came from. I can see all kinds of fun if it came from the right area.
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Hang some up, the bees, wasps get attracted to it,then they die.
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Dispose it fast. Pork is not good for you
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You can make: The Ultimate Bacon Sandwich, Bacon Cereal or the Bacon Cheese Baconburger. http://www.speakeasy.org/~sjmaks/ *don't actually do this!* The cereal is the funniest.
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bacon sandwiches (what I am actually having for dinner), baked beans with bacon crumbled up in it, bacon, and eggs for breakfast..
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Bacon goes really well with pasta. (With garlic salt in the sauce) either a carbonara sauce with cheese or in a bolagnaise sauce with tomotoes and onions) Cook the bacon first then cut it into small peice then mix it in the sauce. If your making a tomato based sauce bacon goes nice with salami. Bacon also goes well on pizzas and in anything containing onions or cheese. You can aslo wrap bacon around chicken or turkey before you roast it so the juices improve the meat, or have bacon as a side accompliment to a roast dinner.
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MIX WITH 20 POUNDS OF BEANS!
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Eat it
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