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Jerk.
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Hey man I won the lotto! Let's get a beer!
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hahhaha!!! bye bye bossy..got to have lotsa fun from now on!!!loser!!!! bwahahahaha!!! XD..
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I quit. :)
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"Adios, Jefe. Hasta la bye-bye!"
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I work for myself and my client load is pretty light right now, so I'd probably take part of the day off.
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I'd say "I have anal glaucoma...I just cant see my ass coming to work anymore"
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Hey Trump, "Go frump yourself! I'm out of here!"
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Nothing, I try to talk to myself as little as possible. lol.
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this:
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Since she's hot I mean movie star hot I would just flash her the benjimans and then tell her is she coming or not.
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I'd probably say.... "Hey Self... It's time for a much needed vacation"! ;-)
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Um sir, I forgot to buy those lottery tickets that you gave me that $20 for.... um.. here is your $20 back... a...aa...I got this job offer in Alaska and ...um... I .. well.. I quit..so ..nice knowing you and ...um ..bye
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I'd tell him I won the lotto and take everybody in the office out for sushi!! Oh yeah, and I won't be coming back!!
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As hard as it would be to not say anything, I would probably keep it quiet, for once you strike it rich like that, you need to shut up about it, and you will have less people on your case wanting money.
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cani still come in and volunteer??
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It's been nice working for you, goodbye.
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I'd leave a gift check and a note on his desk telling him that I'll not be coming in again.
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I want to hire you to work as my personal secretary with 2x more your pay in this company
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It would depend upon how much I got, cash in hand. A million dollars "ain't what it used to be."
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I'm taking a 3 week vacation
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I'd buy the place and let him be the boss forever. He can have the heart attack.
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I'm sorry to have to give you such short notice but I'm not going to be able to make it in to work... any more. I'M RICH BITCH!
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Everything that I've been meaning to say whether good or bad and if I had a good boss then share some wealth and if a bad boss rub my good fortune in the boss' face.
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i'd tell her to expect a big donation for the shelter
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I'd still be pleasant to him. Its always nice to be good to people on the way up after all we will bump into them on the way down.
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"You've been the best boss I ever had. You're kids college is taken care of, and you're mortgage no longer exists. I love you with all my heart, and I retire."
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Thank you for all you've done for me. I'm retiring but I will stay available to hire and train a replacement before I go.
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nothing ... ;-)
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"You remember when I said that you weren't paying me enough to do this job? And you agreed? You didn't come through with a raise and so I will go find someone who will pay me what I am worth. I am out of here." I wouldn't tell him, or anyone that I won anything. I would just go away and hope he would value his workers in the future.
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Tell "the boss" I just bough 80% of the company so now IM the new boss....bwahahaha!!! xD
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hi boss.you are cordially invited to my farewell party.
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I would say, lets go build our dream house! I work with my husband :)
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I give you a two weeks notice! Oh and empty the bins on your way out! Thank you! :D
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I would have the name changed on the door before he arrived
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Not a word The sh*t I would take on his desk would say it all!
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Nothing because I just wouldn't go in !!
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I have gone through stages on this answer over the years. 20's: I quit. 30's: Hire someone to work my two weeks notice (I had a great boss, I would not have wanted to leave her in a bind). 40's: I now own half the business. I would give my half to my partner, but stay around to share my opinion with a few select customers before I left the state and went home for good.
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Been WONDERFUL working with you. =) Hope everything goes well...
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It depends... How much did I win?
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Well, that depends on how big of a score I hit. If it was enough money to make me set for life, then I would call my boss and politely tell him that I won the lottery and he had to work on getting me replaced. Since he saved me from the worst job of my life, I owe him at least that.
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I think a simple "goodbye" would suffice.
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I'd say good morning. I would then go to work and do my job. I am too cheap to quit a good paying job. But boy would I have fun with it till I did quit! (or got fired) All those 2-3 hour lunches and early days oh yeah and sorry I sent a 1000 wigits to the wrong person... oops. So many mistakes so little time!
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Right after winning, I'd say nothing. I don't want to give anyone (except family) an idea that I've just won the lotto. Maybe after a month, I'd tell her: "Ma'am, thank you for giving me the opportunity to work in this office, but it's time for me to move on." I don't want to be so obvious.
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Good Bye Boss...
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Most people who ansawered the lotto question said that they would continue to work.
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"I won the lotto"
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that i quit!!!!!
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nothing i person, I'd send him a postcard from korea!!!
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I'd buy the company if I could, it's a smaller one, then make them grovel for their jobs. I'd say on your knees bitches! I own you now. If only dreams really did come true! (sigh)
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I would say that I needed to take a vacation and some time to get things in order......but I would be back. I work two full-time jobs and I actually like it!
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See Ya!
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Goodbye
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Thanks for all, and see ya!
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if the boss was horrible i'd say stick the job up your arse or i'm the boss now i've just brought the company. Spose it depends on how much you earn if it was quite abit you won but not enough to give up work i'd say please please can i have time off to spend me money
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You want half?
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You're fired(From My BossShip).
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Are my eggs ready??
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Thank you and I will call in and see you next time i am in town.
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Ummmm....see you tomorrow. I would never quit my job. I would plan a vacation and put in the days I would be gone.
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I'm buying your ass out, GO HOME BITCH.
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Get down and shine my shoes!!! lol.
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ill say "cya"!!!!
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i'm going on vacation i'll be back in a month
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They gave me the noice that 1/16/09 will be my lay off date - so at this point I woule remain cool and stay, but on the date of lay off I would voice my opinion.
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nothing....not goodbye...nothing...I'd just stay home.
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Nothing. It would be a normal work day until after the money was invested properly. Then, I'd probably have a nice little chat about workplace attire rules.
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I would tell them that although it is a wonderful company and I love what I do, I would love swinging on a hammock on a white sand beach much more. I would then give a large donation to the hospital I work at to name a wing after me and I would move to Australia. :)
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absolutely nothing. =)
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SUCKER!!!
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I would let him and my coworkers take turns pretend they are me when the gold diggers came around.
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I would tease him for a while, then go back to work. xD
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Honestly, what's up, then go to my personal maching area, Same as always. I love my job.
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I wouldn't say anything. I would just continue on until I had things set up the way that I would want them to be in the different other things in my life. I would still want to be doing something all the time.
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Take this job and shove it?
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Nothing. I would shoot him an email explaining why he will never see me again.
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I wouldn't say a word - he'd have to hear about it from someone or the news whatever hit him first.
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He can go early retire and enjoy the barbecue at home!
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'bye.
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''Later'' yo...
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thanxs for nothing boss
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We're getting a divorce. Ha ha! I'm self-employed so that would take a lot of the fun out of it.
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I would say not a dang thing! I would quietly put my money in the bank if the media hadn't already exposed me as being the winner, most likely they will have. But I would work at least another month at the same time place putting in resumes at other jobs with less hours like a part time position if I really hated my job. But if I loved it I would still work there and stack my money up even higher. And my paycheck money would be my rent and my important bills money and my lotto dough would be my leisure empire.
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Goodbye
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MY bosses are cool. I would give them some of my money, I would proably only work part time also so I can sleep late, but I'd also go on vacation.....
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Depends on the size of the lotto. But if it was a big one, I would give my boss $100 bucks and say: Been nice knowing you.
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I would do the following 1.Buy the company. 2.Fire all the useless ,non productive assholes that do nothing but take up space, 3.Award all the employees that make the company as profitable. 4.Sell the company back to the boss. 5.Retire to an island in the Pacific.
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"This is my two weeks--I won the lotto."
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Thanks boss for giving me a chance to work her. so here is $1000.00 for you! then i will leave fast before my friends see me,there going to ask me to give them money.
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Get Bent...
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Guess what kids? We're going to Disney world! I'll wait until their teenagers to tell them off. :P
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If it was a large LOTTO, I wouldnt work again. I would do volunteer work and sub at the school my son attends. I would like to think that I would give a two week notice, but I would be tempted not to.
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Thank you very much. I have things to do, places to go and people to see and no time for them all.
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Hey guess what? I won the lotto!
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I wouldn't tell her anything. I would keep my mouth shut and keep working until I get let go, that is scheduled for sometime before June of 2010.
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I won five/ten/twenty bucks in the lotto. (Chances are I wouldn't win more than that much!) :P
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I would slack off all day I would say I am not doing nothing today and, oh yeah I quit. No I will be proffessional I would leave quietly because I wouldnt want people to know I won.
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I'd say "I won the lottery, but am not leaving you guys".
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I'd tell him 'you seriously screwed up by treating me like that' now I'm going to buy this company and I'll make sure that you are going to pay back'
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Hasta la vista baby
jtolb65 
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