I'm pissed drunk and I'm about to do something intense and drastic. What would you say to stop me!!!?
by 
The Wise Guy
ANSWERS: 21
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Go for it; I'm half in the sack myself. I won't stop you.
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Wanna talk about it
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go to bed before i knock yah down.
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dam.......wait till i get there and then we can do it together!!!!!!!
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Nothing, your drunk ass isnt going to listen anyway.
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HUM>>>*slams you on head with cast iron skillet!
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I would say "No" real loud to startle you. Then I would smoosh you back to my way of thinking and get you out of harms way! Thats what friends are for.
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Absolutely nothing ! Go for it if that's what you want to do. Just keep the noise at a minimum and don't leave a mess, cause I ain't cleaning it up !!
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I'll not only be the lookout, I will drive the getaway car!
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Don't go and get yourself a BUI. It's so awkward in the morning. The AB drunk tank isn't the nicest place. Plus it's always awkward in the morning, especially if you bag goggle.
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What now seems 'intense and drastic ' in the cold light of day will seem more akin to ' melodramatic and regrettable'. Or at the very best - cringy! :)
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Do not hit Send, don't do it. Oops, oh well. Don't you love drunk emails.
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I'm sorry, I'd do nothing. But nothing would make me happier than coming to your house tomorrow morning when you have a really bad hang over & play the drums really loud
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first of all do you have the guts? second, if you're going to do it, do it right!
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Take an advil, calm down, sleep and try your best to forget about her :) Believe me, I know, when you're hurt sleep helps A LOT.
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In reality I'm sure you are not otherwise if you were you could not even type correctly. I would say stop and don't do somthing dumb
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It's too late now.
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I'd probably be drunk to and punch you and stop you from doing it :)
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We're out of booze!
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Well, as long as it isn't something stupid that could lead to truly permanent harm, like suicide or losing a body part, I say go for it. Time's good that way - it teaches us from our more foolish mistakes, and it heals us at the same time. You're obviously not so drunk that your ability to post a grammatically correct question with proper spelling and punctuation to AnswerBag and then sit and wait for replies is impaired. So you can't be that drunk. But to someone who wanted to cause themselves irreparable harm, or the worst harm possible - suicide, I always have to say one thing: keep your options open. The minute you do something like ending your life, you kill all your options along with you. As long as you are alive, there is time, and hope, however little it seems. Also, as long as you're alive, there's a fun of getting drunk...
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serious, most will double think about what they are going to do, when the impact of realization hits them...
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