Well not my own work but here you go buddy!... * A sewer snake to release * Anaconda action * Arsefire * Back one out * Backing the big brown motorhome out of the garage * Baiting the trap * Becoming the porcelain assassin * Blasting a dookie * Blinking * Blow one out - Also flatulence * Blow the load * BM (Bowel Movement. Quoted by Donkey in Shrek 2.) * Boo-Boo * Boom Boom * Bomb the porcelain sea * Building a log cabin * Burn a mule * Caca * Carpet Bombing Afghanistan * Chocolate time! * Cripping a crapple * Crowning * Curling one off * Cutting rope * Deceiver of Farts * De-corking the borking * Deucing * Dirty squirties * Doing brown * Doing some spring cleaning * Dominating * Doo-Doo * Doodey * Download a brownload * Dr. Benjamin Fartlin * Dropping a dook * Dropping a bomb * Dropping a deuce * Dropping a hoopsnake * Dropping a jolst * Dropping a load * Dropping anchor * Dropping bass (\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"base\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" as in the opposite of treble. Not the fish.) * Dropping logs * Dropping some friends off at the pool * Dropping the Browns off at the Super Bowl * Dropping the kids off at the pool * Dropping the Mexican Boll Weevil * Dropping the weights * Dropping wax * Faxing a shit to the toilet machine * Feeding the seagulls (politer version of \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Feeding the shitehawks\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\") * Feeding the toilet * Fertilising the plants (refers to defecating outdoors and on the ground, such as while camping) * Filing some papers * Filling the bowl * Fire away * Freeing me chocolate hostages * Giving birth * Giving birth to a chocolate baby boy * Giving birth to a healthy brown baby * Giving birth to the black eel * Giving birth to the Spineless Brownfish * Giving birth to an African * Going Boom Boom * Going poop * Going to meet Jim Davidson * Going to number two * Going to have a talk with Mr.Hanky * Growing a tail * Hanging a rat * Hungry Hungry Hippos * Having a Code Brown (at work) * Kurt Bevacqua * Launching torpedoes * Laying a brick * Laying a brownie * Laying a cable * Laying a Hank * Laying a turd * Laying some wolf bait * Lengthening the spine * Letting loose * Letting the toilet know who's boss * Letting the dogs out * Lift tail (used commonly among members of the furry fandom) * Logging * Logging into the toilet and making a huge download * Logging out * Load your pants * Lose some weight (Also used in urination) * Making a tail * Making an appointment with Dr. John * Making a deposit in the Porcelain Bank * Making gravy * Making logs (or a log) * Making waves * Makin' bears * Monopoly! * Montezuma's Revenge (traveller’s diarrhoea) * Number two (a portable toilet company advertises itself as \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Number One in Number Two\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"; a Midwest plumbing company proclaims, \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"We're Number One in a Number Two Business.\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\") * Pebble-dashing the porcelain * Pinching (off) a loaf * Pinching a yam * Pinch-hitting for Kurt Bevacqua (a reference to the old brown uniforms worn in the 1970's and 1980's by the San Diego Padres.) * Poo-Poo * Poopy Doo * Poppin a gooky * Producing some output * Pump a clump of dump out of my rump * Punching a growler * Punishing the porcelain * Punishing the toilet * Put food in the dog's water * Releasing a depth charge * Releasing a Dungbomb (from Harry Potter) * Releasing the hostages * Releasing the Kraken * Ride a pony and trap * Ring of fire * Sacrificing to the Toilet/Porcelain god * Saturday morning special * Scatter bombing * Shitting bricks (Houses or apartments as substitutes for higher quantity.) * Showering the room with roses * Shtounga * Slopping gruel in Oliver's bowl * Speaking with the arabs (When whoever is listening asks \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"what\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\" the toiletee replies \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Mustapha Crap!\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\") * Spray-painting the porcelain * Squirt juice * Stalling a brown sedan * Studying one's Process Design notes (refers to Environmental Engineering Process Design, a course taught to civil and environmental engineering undergraduates and that deals with, among other topics, the design of wastewater treatment facilities) * Taking a brew * Taking a crap (see also Mr. Thomas Crapper) * Taking a dump * Taking a Nixon (used by Kinky Friedman in his detective novels) * Taking a poo * Taking a shit (a coarse expression, not a euphemism) * Taking a slam * Taking a Tarzan (crapping in the woods/forest) * Taking the Browns to the Superbowl * Taking the Cosby kids to the pool * Taking the morning curl * Throwing up backwards * Tuesday Afternoons * Turtle time (see Turtle Action) * Uni(I've got to take an uni) * Unlikely Traveler (Defecation, usually on vacation, when you defacate in your pants away from a toilet) * Unload * Unloading a batch of cigars * UH-OH! (Peter Griffin again; is incontinent at awkward moments) * Visiting Boston * vote for president. * Take a Critical Ambient to the Lab * Upgrading my Thetan Level

Fo shizzle.

Yeah.

Yes I do depending on who Im talking to at the moment. I wouldnt do it at a job interview.

nah, nevah...

Most modern language is based of the development and acceptance of slang from a core language. Just look up the etymology of the word slang!

what chu talkin' 'bout bo'. i neva be usin' slang in my lyfe, YO!!!!

Aye.. fo shizzle indeed ;)

Yes, yes I do. Or "yea verily," as the kids say.

Gotta drop the brown kids off at the pool

i drt say owt lyk tht just say 'brb'

#1 needs needs a life preserver

Gross! I just say "poop" and "crap" if I talk about it at all. How about "making turd"? just kidding

I always take the browns to the super bowl.

My two kids have recently started calling it "Taking a dukie." Since we had been calling it a dump (which had gotten old) I too have now started calling it dukie.

Captains log

I am off to make a politician

do do, potty, number 2

Laying cable. Drop a log. Have a dump. Have a shite.

Going to go drown President _________. Insert Presidents name. +5

goin for a big SHIT

a number two!

Gotta shite

I gotta dookie,I have to drop a stanky load,I gotta take a sitdown toilet break....lol I can think of more

Gotta drop the kids off to the pool

I need a crap/shit are the only two I can think of :-)