What is the worst thing you could say right before proposing marriage?
by 
tutushaker
ANSWERS: 75
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Well... hopefuly THIS one will work out.
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Honey, would you mind filling out a few forms that I have here. (they're pre-nup documents)
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First one ran away I hope the the ring fits your finger like it did hers.
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You're kind of ugly, but...
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7th time's a charm!
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Umm...ok, I'll have the Whopper combo, and er...honey, do you want diet or regular coke? Oh...by the way, want to get married?
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Now, I can't Promise I'll call off the Hit if you say yes, but....
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....Well, since we already have six "accidents" how bout it honey!
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Your sister is HOT. I gotta get into that family. Whaddya say??
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oh crap, I thought you were your sister.
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We may be drunk right now... But I'm sure we won't regret this. (drops to one knee and pulls off the ring on my cigar) Will you marry me?
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You know you should probably get a prenup, you never know what I can do.
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Marry me because you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
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hey you're not a guy are you
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I'm gonna regret this in the morning, but...
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hold on let me call your sister she left her bra at my house
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I went to the sexually related disease clinic last week, I'm still waiting for the results.
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True story about a friend. He said to his GF, "I want you to go to get a complete health checkup. You don't want me to catch any disease you have, do you?"
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First thing, I promise it won't take long to dump my wife....
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You're sister said "No", so I was wondering...
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Are you over 18?
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Hi!
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You will sort-out the "smell" down there wont ya ?
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You are pregnant, right?
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Does this mean I can't date others or would you be ok with having an open relationship.
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I'm sorry for cheating on you with that prostitute, and my secretary, and the nurse at the clinic, we can work past that...see I got you a shiny shiny ring. I hope you don't mind I had to use your social, I couldn't get credit at Jareds.
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Hey, I'd really rather fill out a JOINT tax return!
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I don't want to do this, but............
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let me think how ur dad put it........
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"I'm sure you'll get along with my other wives just fine."
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Excuse me, it must have been the burrito. . .
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Whats you P.I.N number again for my reference sweetie?...
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"You are my main squeeze!"
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I'm sorry, your name again is. . . ?
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if he's kneeling..."is that a booger? wow, it's a whopper"
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your not the best but your the best that I can do
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now that i have left my mark on you.........
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Can you give your Mom back her panties for me?
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"I know that my divorce to your mother hasn't finalized yet, and that it's illegal in most states, but..."
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For the honeymoon how about sky diving or swiming with sharks... now about your life insurance
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Your daughter just shot me down, but I think we've got something special.
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"Hang on one second, I have to take this call. It's my ex-girlfriend."
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I had sex with another girl yesterday
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Gee, I bet you prob'ly have a boyfriend, huh?
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Twenty-three down, four million to go.
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You don't discriminate on the basis of age, do you?
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My friend's ex boyfriend said: "We both have to admit: you are far of being a beauty queen, I am not goodlooking either. So we match... We make a perfect couple"... What an incurable idiot, huh?!
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Call her the wrong name.
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This is really my mom's ring, but I'm sure she won't miss it.
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Worst thing a person could say: Baby, remember when I told you I was 24, well I'm really 16, and uhm, the police is currently looking for you to ask you some questions. So uhm, don't answer your door or phone, ok? In two more years, they'll stop looking for you when I'm 18 so just go low for awhile.
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my mom finally let me out so now i can ask you this:
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Can I borrow five bucks?
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My kids need a new mom.
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could you please get your father to take the shotgun out of my back.
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Let's go to New Hampshire and get married, where it's legal, and then Nevada for the honeymoon.
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"Susie said no, so I thought I'd give you a shot..."
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How do you spell your name again? (this is the top secret way of getting names when you forget them)
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god.... i hope i dont live to regret this...
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I cheated on you, but just to make sure you were the right one for me, SOOOOOOOOOOOO>>>>
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You know... after seeing how hot your mom is... I figure you'll age fine too... so wadda ya say???
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Here *presents ring* now will you shut up about it already?
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I had sex with your mom last night but I know you wont mind so.....wanna get married?
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i'm gay
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I don't really love you, I thought I did, but It was just a big misunderstanding.
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i have herpes.
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My first choice said no and I really am sick of coming home to cook for myself. Besides, my parents need a maid and the horse died so I need someone to pull the plow...so ummm will you marry me?
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I would have got you a better ring but I only had one quarter so I had to stick with the first one that came out.
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I have no money
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******* turned me down, so I asked you.
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I suppose you'll do.
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Kaner didnt do it!!!
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The Ring Didnt Fit Her Finger, So I Was Wondering... :) Haha.idk? im just answering peoples questions & giving them points :)
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You'll do until the right one comes along.
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Mmmmm honey, you where great last night! Oops.. I remember now.. you were at your parents! Then who the hell gave me that lipstick ring around my..... ?
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i'm gay
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