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One I like is 'Stupid is as stupid does'
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Wherever you go, there you are. First things first....but not necessarily in that order.
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A fool and their money are soon parted,i know quite a few people that this would be apt for.
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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade.
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"The only thing to fear, is fear itself".
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Never work with children or animals. They'l either poo everywhere or embarrass you!
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Que sera' sera'
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
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A stitch in time saves nine.
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"Sammy, use the word horticulture in a sentence." "Yes teacher. 'You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.'"
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. ^_^
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SaltlickThat's a spoof saying such as "What doesn't kill you will keep you in the hospital longer."
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Give a man a fish, feed him for one day. Teach a man how to fish, feed him for life.
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I Took a look at the past few decades. After careful scrutiny(my own of course): the world was lost completely when 2 things occurred. We can point directly at them. My saying is, "The day we started paving 25 cents for air (in our tires), and going into a store to buy water(clean enough to drink) we had lost our freedom, and our most basic right to exist".I made this quote myself. I would also like people to put alot of thought into another quote of mine. There is only 1 real difference between a "good kid" and a"bad kid". Simply put, A good kid cares who knows.
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You can't polish a turd.
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"A penny saved is a penny earned"- Abe
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You can lead Bush to answers but can't make him think.
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Give the laziest man the hardest: He will show you the easiest way to do it.
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Saltlick
But he would do it the wrong way.
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You can't fix stupid. hehe
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"No one person can ever change the truth, but the truth, once learned, can and will change the person." Buddha.
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The older I get, the better I was...
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Life is not a dress rehearsal.
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Common sense isn't all that common.
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"If it aint broke, don't fix it."
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If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten.
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Don't polish the brass on a sinking ship.
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Don't sh#t where you eat.
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Don't bite off more than you can chew.
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For everything there is a season...
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I have two: My favorite: "La tinta mas desaída es siempre mejor que la memoria más poderosa". It means that the worst looking ink is always better than the best memory. In other words: Write down whatever you want to remember, or you may forget it! My second one: "Lo mejor que hizo Dios es un dia después del otro". It means that the best thing God created was one day after the other. If you are down and out...there is always hope for a better tomorrow. Your worst day will be over in a few hours!
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Saltlick
But a good day might get followed by a bad day.
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It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. Henrik Ibsen
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"This isn't my first rodeo"!
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You know the enemy, and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a thousand battles.
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In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
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It's always darkest before the dawn. You can't teach an old dog new tricks. Once burnt twice shy.
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
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It always pay to be nice while climbing the ladder of success because the ass that you kicked on the way to the top maybe the same ass you have to kiss on the way down.
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If it doesn't fit, don't stick it there.
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You can buy them books, send them to school but you cant make them learn.
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It is what it is. This phrase says it all.
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I make up my own sayings such as "There are just those who will and those who won't."
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think." Dorothy Parker
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