What will happen if you drink one beer?
by 
xjimmyloudx
ANSWERS: 29
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You'll probably get tired and want to take a nap. Thats what happens when I drink 1 beer.
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Nothing.
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i've noticed that i'm more likely to have a second one. then, inevitably, comes either pizza or crabs, depending upon whether i'm feeling poor or rich.
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Absolutely nothing...
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youll be left with either five beers or eleven, odd numbers are bad luck, better drink another!
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i will want another one and another and so on
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Id want another!
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I'd probably want to have a few more.
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helps me wash down my sandwich
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Nothing. That's not enough to effect even a 5 year old. SOURCE: My cousin drank a beer when he was 5 and NOTHING happened.
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nothing...beer does absolutely nothing for me...need stronger liquor for anythingggg to happen.
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Might get buzzed.
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it would do nothing to me
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I will have to pee every 15 mins for the rest of the night. LOL +5 xjimmyloudx
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I'm having one right now, and I'll probably want a few more. I'll probably end up in a bar before long having a beer watching hockey.
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I have to pee.
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For me I would have to pee like 5 minutes later.
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I'll be fine.
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For me, the phenomenon of craving would set in and I would be susceptible to all sorts of self dillusional justifying and rational thought that would tell me that I can control and enjoy my drinking. So I don't reach for that first one. was it the engine that hit me? Or the caboose? 1 is too many and then there is never enough. But see, I lost mastery over it. My hat is off to anyone who can control and enjoy their drinking. Have one for me please! You don't want to see me drunk. what a FREEEEEEEEAK!
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A lot of people will tend to order or open a second one. For me, I am too busy visiting the washroom ;-)
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Makes me thirsty for another beer. +5
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nOTHING.
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I get sleepy
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You will begin a lifetime of alcoholism. You will die in a gutter. Just for that one beer.
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I will just have to piss it out in 20 minutes or so, it's the ones that follow that 1 that create differing results +5
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I remove all my clothes, slur my speech, start dancing on tables and end up getting pregnant.
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I drink only about 2 or 3 beers per year, yeah I am a heavy drinker! I only have a beer when I eat lunch in Mexico.
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Belch
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probably nothing
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