What would you do if your parrot kept swearing?
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keithold thanks all baggers
ANSWERS: 20
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laugh my ass off
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Not invite the pastor and deacons over :0
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What kind of parrot?
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Teach him/her to say oops, slipped out--sorry.
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Start laughing like crazy. I'd teach it to say Bulls**t a lot.
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I'd be proud of him, and teach him some more swears.
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Put a bar of soap in its mouth, what else?
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I think there is a support group for that
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shoot it.
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What parrot?
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I would put a dunce hat on his head and make him sit in the corner to think about his putrid choice of words.
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I'd really wonder where he picked it up :-) I know from experience that once a parrot learns something and finds it great to say, especially if it gets your attention, they will continue doing it. So I guess the best thing to do is ignore and do nothing. Don't yell, don't enter the room where they are at, just give it no attention at all. Maybe it will find something else that will get your attention in a better way. We once had one parrot that we let a friend with a pet store 'pet sit' for the afternoon. At the store a puppy that was wandering around got it's tail stepped on and did that blood curdling repetitive yelping. Well, that parrot really loved that sound and later that night she did that and really surprised us with it. She loved doing it and would yell l8ike that at most any time. And it really sounded like a hurt puppy. We were NOT amused! lol!!!
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Hire him out as a stand up comedian. +5
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pliers to the head
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Does your parrot "flip-the bird" to strangers as well?
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Call alla my buddies over to hear it, keithold? ;-)
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Take it to an old peoples retirement home. they would love it.
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Speak to him in his own language and tell him to shut the **** up.
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Have him fly around a consrtuction site cussing!
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Not only will I keep him he will become my most cherished pet ever!!!
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