What shouldn't a husband do when his wife is giving birth?
by 
keithold thanks all baggers
ANSWERS: 22
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Ask her if she's cooking tonight
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Good question (POINT FOR YOU!!) He could try: Screaming with her Holding her hand and screaming or fainting
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Try to put it back in.
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Tell her to hurry the fuck up lets get the show on the road, i got beer to drink women. I also gotta go fuck my g/f....lol......she might kill u for that.
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Pray to God that all goes well and scream TIMBER? Oi!
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giving birth to a baby together+5
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Go out and party with his friends!
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try and have sex with her
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Don't make ANY jokes about her and DON'T TAKE THE PISS OUT OF HER!
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Whip out his camcorder and stand between her legs video taping it like he's filming a wedding.
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Whisper in her ear "Can't wait to get you home and start making another baby".
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I gave birth 2 months ago & hubby did 2 things. When they told me not to push - he also kept telling me not to push. I heard it once & couldn't stop - I didn't want to hear it from him too. Also when he knew that our beautiful daughter's head was out, he didn't even look & started to pass out. All of the sudden 2 nurses stopped paying attention to me & tended to him. What kind of crap is that? Ha ha!
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not be there
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Not make lame jokes! My husband laughed at me and told me I looked like I was flying a jet!
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never say: " another baby GIRL? : ( "
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He shouldn't tell her "Call me when it's done." and leave
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Say "Honey, can you wait about an hour so I can finish seeing the big game?". + 5
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flirt with the midwife
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Flirt with the nurses.
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Be banging the nurse and when the with calls out to the husband the husbands says im cumming oh im cumming.
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" I'll be there in a minute juzt wait till the games over." or complain " why'd you pick today to have the baby you knew i wuz going to hang with my boyz tonight, you did this on purpose."
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Accuse her of cheating on him because the baby's hair is a different color. (Seeing as most baby's hair darkens as they grow older.)
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