by 
ninja man
ANSWERS: 19
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My husband is a mamas boy.
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I have had it! Go home now... :)
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How long have you been married.
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her inlaws are better than mine.
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Fancy a threesome?
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your daughter is great in bed
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Boy, guys, you sure spit out a looker! +5
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Hurry up and die so I can get my hands on your house.
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Your son is not what he was advertised as. What's your return policy?
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A bit off subject but recently my mother in law told me her son does not eat broccoli, I told her he eats it when I make it and she replied that he is too scared not to.
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Well, Mrs. Lupner, I see where Lucy gets her tits... and I see where they're going to end up! (A special thank you goes out to Steve Martin for this line.)
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here sign this and you can die
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Did you two ever spank her, or was I the first?
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thanks for breeding me such a sex machine. I mean holy crap!!:)
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Yes you best designate yourself
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Woo, look at the ass on her
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Our casa, su casa.
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My wife's twin daughter a bit of alright, isn't she?
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Never tell your in-laws that a half indian girl isn't good enough to bare your children. I forgot that and my wife's parents seem to resent the way I keep her.
Anonymous 
neilychops 
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