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Don't trust anyone but you family.
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Your father chose you when we adopted.
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You'll go blind if you keep doing that!
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My dad said "Never get married" And my mom "Become independent and educated so you never have to rely on other people".. Both seem like great advice, but I think i'll let my dad down :)
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Spill and die!
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Were you born in a barn? I always scratched my head in wonder at this cause i thought if they don't know i'm in trouble! Lol. +5
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Never let them see you cry. Always keep your head held high.
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my father "do i have to tell you the right way or wrong way"
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my dad "pay me now or pay me later" was his was of saying "a stitch in time saves nine" but then he gave up that philosophy and converted to "if it's not broke don't fix it" I still hold to the prior one. other than that all my saying are either from movies or made up on my own.
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Dad: "You'll break it and have NOTHING!" Mom: "Hic."
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My mom: Do the dishes, you will feel better. My dad: Just fake it.
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"I owe you. . . . . .N-O-T-H-I-N-G!"
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My mother used to say that she as going to "crown" me.I thought I was going to become a princess ;)
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My Mom told me over and over...There is no one on this earth who will care about you and love you like me, your dad, your brother, and, on a good day, your ex-husband.Do not trust anyone else!
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Never love anyone. If you do they either quit caring about you, go away or die. Never love anyone. It screws me up to even think about it to this day...but I do.
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"This won't get the baby bathed".
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I try to forget everything they said, but here's one I heard constantly, "Because I said so." Nice, huh? That's why I go overboard explaining the reasoning behind everything I tell my son.
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I hope you have a kid just like you.
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The education is the passport for life ,which will make you tall in the world and everything you desire in life will follows.and have belief in your religion.
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Dad- fuck me running Mom- ohhh shit
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my mom had two: 1. If you don't like how the house looks, there's a broom in the closet ... meaning, quit your bitching and do something about it .... 2. Clean during the commercials ... this was typically said while the soaps were on ... meaning that there is no reason that you can't get all of your work done and enjoy some free time as well; just be sure to get your work done by the time you are supposed to
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Like most kids I would sometimes, in between meals, say: "I'm hungry", and the reply: "Lick salt and you'll be thirsty!"
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"you lie!!!"
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Better listen to me now or will regret rest of your life.
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You're going to college (and I got to pay for my own).
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6-10-2017 Mom: "You can bet your boots on that!" Dad: "Put your milk back away from the edge of the table so you don't spill it."
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