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[aside] shit, hide the beer- [to officer] Good morning/afternoon/evening officer, how may I help you.
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I start to cry (I try not to it just happens) and then I say what did I do? getting pulled over sucks!
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Whash the problem oshiffer? hic.
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I don't speak until spoken to in that situation!
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here
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{belch} Whaddaya want, ossifer? Why aren't you somewhere chasin' criminals? ;-)
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Hello, Officer,sir. They appreciate politeness.
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Hello, good afternoon (or morning/evening or whatever..)
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get the hell outta here pig
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about time will you shoot his balls off yet ? +5
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Here, hold my beer while I git my license....
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Pardon me sir, but have you ever tried Shaklee / Amway products? You look like you would enjoy one of our products in particular... they are usually back in their cars speeding away by that point:) +3
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Hello
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My license plate says L8T3R, so I'm usually fucked no matter what I say.
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Hi! What's up?
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Hey sexy!=D
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My boyfriend is a cop, so I say Hi babe..
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Oh thank god your here. I thought I was going to have to bury this body all by myself.
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Excuse me did i do something wrong? trust me thats not what i really want to say.
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"Glazed, cake or creame-filled, Bellybutton?"
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License? ..back bumper, man... Hurry up writing that ticket, 1)your wife is waiting on me... 2) It's almost last call. 3) I've got a drug deal to make.. I deserve it officer, speeding by dunkin donuts... I bet you can't get me in those handcuffs..(true, and he didn't, just called for back-up.)
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When the cop gets to your window the first thing to do is read his name tag and call him by his name.Goodafternoon officer so and so.This breaks the ice.There is no sweeter words in english then hearing your own name.
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Hello or Hi. It's not for you to ask how they are doing or greet them with a good time of the day, since obviously they are doing good and you're not for getting pulled over. Listen to what a cop has to say and answer accordingly to his or her questions. The cop might just give you a warning.
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