What not to do in jail?
by 
Lynn-is Lost
ANSWERS: 41
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these should be avoided: singing in the shower dancing on tables dropping soap, no matter where u r
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Snitching on someone wouldn't be a good thing to do.
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DROPPING THE SOAP!!!
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get something in your eye that the BIG dude thinks you are winking at him!
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Attempt escape. +5
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Start a fight~+4
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Show some butt-cleavage.
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Ask the Warden where he got the Pee Wee Herman eyeglasses from..............
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acting up lolz
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Be a smart ass with the mess with me look cause someone will take you up on it.
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Cop an attitude that you're somehow superior to everyone else in the slammer.
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Don't even think of asking a buddy for a SLEEP OVER ... +5
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Escape from jail.
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You can drop the soap but I wouldn't advise bending over to pick it up.
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Bend over with a come hither look on your face.
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Go areound singing any of the Village People songs.
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Dropping soap! lol
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men's jail - brag about how big, spacey, and soft your anus is in the showers woman's jail - ask the other inmates if the government "took away their bay-baaaays!!"
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Act like a wimp, scream at spiders or steal food.
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Flaunt your virginity?? :0
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bend over
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broke the official and unofficial rules in there
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Taking your time and talking to other inmates face-on in the shower. +5
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dream
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sit too close to anyone
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what i would not do in jail. i will not get into fights with other inmates or guards. I would always do what I am told. i would mind my business. Never tell on anyone always be on good behavior Hopefully one I will get a lesser sentence and be released
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fart in front of other people :D
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snitch thell figure it out some day.
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drop the soap haha
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ppl have a preconceived notion about dropping the soap theory.Maybe in the mens facility this may be true but in the females that I know of The females shower by themself.There are stall walls separating the showers.Thats in some NYS prisons.I cant speak on the rest of the world.But the main thing not to do in the FEMALE facilities are flirt with another bitches woman, be a jail snitch,or get caught doing the nasty with another female.
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Mess with group of people specially ones that are 'Bigger' then your size.
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hide when pissing : (
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I would think talking too much. Spitting on the guards is probably not wise either.
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First thing first, once the guards bring you to your cell block, dorm or pod ..take a shower! the other inmates don't know you or where you came from and they like there space/home clean. Never whistle in side a jail, this is a must! it is very very disrespectful, even the guards don't whistle. never reach over other inmates food. Always flush before it stinks up the joint! even if you have to flush every 30 seconds lol. Find someone in there that looks like they might be somewhat normal and ask them what the rules are in here! Every jail has there own rules like ownership of the phones, who gets first shower..anything they can control they well. If your jail has a work group, I would put in a request for things like clean up or kitchen, this well lesson the chance of you getting shipped out to another jail. Hoped this helped, anyways if you just keep your nose out of things and don't look all tough then chances are everyone well leave you a lone cause they don't see you as a threat.
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Stare at someone when their going to the potty!
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pick the soap up in the shower
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You should not trust anyone. mind your business and always be on your best behavior. so maybe so you will get an early release from jail one day
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Announce on your first day that you're a policeman who hates homosexuals is racist & would like to see everyone of your fellow prisoners rot in hell for eternity!! that should get you some attention!
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Sing the song "I feel Pretty", while in the shower.
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1 - don't give anybody any respect. 2 - tell a guard you're gonna kill him and then go for his gun. 3 - locate 2 opposing gang leaders. tell the one that he's the other's bit%%. 4 - snitch about everything 5 - insist that your cell be painted lavander. 6 - flirt with or threaten the big guy's bit%% 7 - after watching animal house, start a food fight in the cafeteria. 8 - put ex-lax in your cell mate's supper. 9 - when in the yard, run and bang your head into the guard tower. 10 - whenever you see another prisoner walking down the hall past your cell, break into the song, "hang man is coming down from the gallows and i don't have very long ..."
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act like michel scofield,, nobody will ever do it like him :)
Moongrim 
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