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-NUNYA--
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You are confined to quarters?
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"Would you please join me at my table for dinner tonight?"
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"swab the deck"
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"Why is the Rum always gone?"
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Walk the plank. -
Please asemble on the boat deck! Women and children first please! lol!
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"Abandon Shi......get out of my way!"
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Shiver me timbers! matey, arrrgghhhh.
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Activate the iceberg radar please.
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If I was on a ship with this captain, that would scare me.
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man ( or woman) overboard
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man the lifeboats!
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What? Oh yeah, fuck them icebergs, dude!
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I now pronounce you Husband and Wife. Captains can still marry cant they?
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Linda Joy Only if they are not already married.
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Ahoy Matey!
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"Geronimo!!!!!!!!!!!!" Wait!
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right full rudder.
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All hands general quarters. Now revile Now sweepers man your brooms coming about ships colors General quarters, man your posts Where's the confouded bridge?
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"Man Battlestations Missile for Weapons System Readiness Test. Simulate spinning up all missiles." Or "Man Battlestations Missile for Strategic Launch. Spin up all missiles." Which would YOU rather hear? :):):)
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Would you like to visit my cabin and check out my harpoons?
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Engage!
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"women and children only"
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GOOOOD evening Carrier Air Wing 14, Its the captain Speaking..(Im a Carrier right now)
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'Welcome on board.'
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remember the Titianic? Well we have a little problem of our own.
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go to your quarters...
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Man the torpedoes!
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Red alert! Battle stations! +5
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Nunya,on a submarine the commands for general quarters or (battle stations) is said on the PA system very quietly. The ships above have listening devices. FYI
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"Heave away" - means to start pulling in the anchor
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All aboard! Or get on motherf**kee!
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holy Shit, that is a big iceberg.
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If they were a pirate it would be like "yaaar, hahaaar, scurvy seadogs" lol
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"We need more warp power scotty"!
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Abandon ship!
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oh shit !
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The wind is at our back so let no anchor be wet at this time .
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Hoist the main sails me hearties,for were off to the Spanish Main for some booty.
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If the Captain is on the ship, Plenty of orders, as long as the sailors have not already abandoned the vessel. lol
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This is the captain of your ship...calling. It's time to get a snack aboard...and noooooo stalling!
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"Man overboard!"
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Squall line two points off the starboard bow. Lower the jib and reef the mainsail by three. New heading two-seven-oh degrees relative. Prepare to TACK! Watch your head, Mister Chrissss-chun.
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BOOM! (sailboat)
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Umm,
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Some refer to an airplane as a ship as well, so I hope I can sneak this one in under this question... . I was flying into Dammam when shortly before landing the captain came on over the intercom. . "Ladies and Gentlemean, this is you Captain speaking. We will be landing at King Fahd international airport in about 15 minutes Inch Allah (God willing)"... . Scary!
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"Why fight when you can negotiate?" -Jack Sparrow
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The Captain seldom speaks directly to the crew. The one time he spoke directly to me I was at Captains' Mast getting grounded! The captain gives the orders the XO (executive officer) sees to it they are carried out. The person on the horn is usually just someone standing a watch. But if any of them started talking like a pirate they'd probably be getting punished at the next Captains' Mast! Most of the crew would probably be laughing their butts off though!
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Land Ho!
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