What would you do if you had a scarecrow, and it came alive and started chasing you and your friends with a scythe?
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ANSWERS: 18
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I'd wake up and take another hit of Pepto Bismol.
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Turn around, step into the scythe, making it useless as a weapon and pummel the jack @$$.
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Run!
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Check myself in at the nearest mental hospital.
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I'd flick my bic.
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Have you been reading R.L. Stein?
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I'd either follow the yellow brick road or be really scared and let out a big brown load.
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I carry a lighter. Mwahahahaha! : D
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I would remind my friends to never buy that Peruvian cocaine again... ;~)
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Call upon the scarecrows most feared enemy. I'd chuck a flaming kitten at it.
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Wow! My reserection spell worked! Holy shit! Who knew! By the way as soon as I say DOWN, the old man means it.
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Soil myself, probably.
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Look for the cinematographer and shoot the director.
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Run?
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petrol and a match
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Throw a molotav cocktail at it.
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I would alert the media and sell the story to the Enquirer!!! $$$$$
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Tell myself to wake up
neilychops 
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