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Jen-Jen
ANSWERS: 31
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You don't want mine. It's too heavy. Got boulders and walls that come with it.
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It needs heart to heart CPR. Laugh more and worry less. Practice smiling at people. Help someone who needs you. Then you will forget your heart is hurting because your are helping and healing.
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I don't have a heart.
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I don't think mine would be a great deal better
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My heart also hurts. Your welcome to it, I don't think it would be better for you.
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Hmm..you do not want mine it has brick walls around it.
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You can borrow mine until yours feels better, but only if you promise to give it back when your done using it.
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I didn't get mine back.
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Any time, I got plenty of heart for the both of us. <3<3
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I would loan you mine, but its broken.
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Noway! You obviously didn't take care of yours, I don't want mine coming back all effed up.
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you don't want it...trust me. Whatever is causing yours to hurt is probobly nothing compared to that of my hangover...*head hits table*...and now its bruised too
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poor Dear, I can't give you my heart, but you can use my shoulder if you want to.
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i cant give you my heart but i can offer you my love
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Id be more than willing to give you my heart. It depends on if youd want it, mine hurts badly also. But your more than welcome to my shoulder and lvoe just as Kitsune said.
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i can not for i do not possess one of mine own.i have a frozen chunk of rock that pumps an icey black sludge through my veins.
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No but I can lend you my nitro pills. Be careful though, if your heart doesn't really hurt, they'll give you a headache.
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id give it to you, but i dont have one
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Yes, if you trade me your liver. +5
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Sure,any time,Jen Jen.*(Although I've not much to offer,I'll give you what's left of mine.)*
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OMG!!! TOTALLY!!! AH... I'M SO SAD FOR YOU :(
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Is your cardiac surgeon dropping by or is this a do it yourself number with the kitchen knife? I like to know these things before answering. ;) I would say sure, but without proper procedures I'm not quite sold on it yet. I gotta warn you though..I'll be 50 in a month or so and I've been a heavy smoker since i was about 15 so it isn't like getting a factory fresh model. :p
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Sure, but my knee hurts, can I borrow yours? (I busted myself up on the natural waterslides today)
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sure can jen-jen, if my heart could make you feel better I will share it with you,Redman!
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Only a mad man would want my head my friend
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Of course you can Jen-Jen.
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I will share it with you...but you can't have it till I perish...I will will you it.....Love TT
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Sure you can, although mine is probably as bad as yours.
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only if you want to replace it with a broken heart :(
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Sure, but I wonder what'll I do then? For a good cause eh, maybe my lungs would act as my heart's back up and I could live on.
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Well, sure, but then my head will hurt. Can I borrow your head?
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