ANSWERS: 24
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that we need to change the definition of ugly.
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you look..no wait..your mom..uhhh
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that one day you will be beautiful.
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even I look better than you. hahahahaha
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when you were a baby you mom fed you with a sling shot
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You're so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application. :) ++
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...I want to wash my eyes with muriatic acid.
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no ur so ugly+4.
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when you go to the beach, the tide won't come in.
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Your mom diapered both ends!
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my fish died
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You're so ugly you may inherit Oprah's show.
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the doctor slapped your mama when you were born.
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you look like shit ran over twice.
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<puke>
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like you.
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that your cute as a button! No one is really ugly if they are nice inside.
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you look like Jesus after those righteous men hung him from a tree.
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when you were born, your mother wanted to put you back in
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that your mom has mistaken you for a piece of shit
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When you were little, your mom had to tie a pork chop around your neck so the dogs would play with you.
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you look like you fell out of the Ugly Tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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you look like you got kicked in the face by a horse
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...your mom put a bag over your head before she kissed you goodnight.
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