How about 'Will you marry me' Always a good one before you get married

Confidential!

Do you want kids, if so, when? Where will your parents be living when they are elderly? Do you have debt that I should know about? And STDs that we need to discuss? Any ex's that you still speak with or have lingering feelings for?

Well ask your partner if they are fertile, (if you want children) as it would be bad to find out they were not after being married.

In some countries, have you been tested for AIDS?

Their view on: children- beliefs on raising them, what kind of schooling you believe in, discipline money management- bank accounts being joint or seperate can be a vital choice if it ends badly, who pays what or if its all both peoples money (huge divorce maker if not discussed in some cases) homeowning- I met a couple that divorced because one never wanted a home, they wanted to rent forever friends- Some people expect the other to change friendships, give up opposite gender friendships, give up friends period sometimes religion and politics if it would affect the decision

Do you have a big life insurance policy?

1) Are you a paedophile 2) Have you a criminal record for violence

Are you already married? How many times have you been married before?

have you ever been married befor do you wear womens clothes are you in love with any one else have you any other children

I would ask, can we get on a three year marriage renewal plan. That's where if the marriage isn't working and one of us wants out, we can just end it without the drama of a regular divorce. Ahhhh, sweet music to my ears!!!!

What are your true intentions for getting married?

I would ask them if they understand the implications of making new friends with single people of the opposite sex. And when I say friends I don't mean people at work you talk to at work. I mean people who call you at home and want to hang out in your personal time. I seen way too many relationships end by not setting boundaries.

This is a loaded question............. 1. Do you have aids, syphillis, health card? 2. Do you drink, smoke, do illegal drugs? 3. Do you have children, elsewhere that i need to know about? 4. Have you been married before? if so, where is your ex? 5. Prenuptial agreement? 6. Whats your credit score? 7. What is your net worth and how much money do you have? 8. Were you ever a hooker, stripper, prostitute or serial killer? 9. Have you ever served time in jail or prison? 10.Are you capable of having children? 11.What is your religious preference? 12.Do you believe in Magic?

Here's a biggie..."If we start to have really bad problems down the line, will you to to counseling with me to try to resolve the problems before we get divorced?"

are you prepared to spend rest of your life with me?

What things do you assume about this marriage? This is a biggie. With my first husband, he assumed that I would be okay staying at home all day while he was out doing 'manly' things. With my current husband, so many details were assumed as we grew up in different parts of the country. Mens job to take out the trash? Not here. Here it's house work. Just make sure you don't go into any relationship assuming anything. Your partner might want the polar opposite out of your marriage.

2nd Answer from him to her............ "Do you promise to shave everyday"?

Now, you promise you're not a man?

I've learned so much about people. If they weren't what I considered outstanding they wouldn't be material for any lasting future relationship with me. What color she likes would be irrelevant but "What would you do if..." questions would be prevalent. I'd also need to determine her tolerance for others who don't share the same views as she. I'd want to know what she wanted in life and what she needed. I'd want to be sure that I fit into her plans for the future.

In no particular order: 1- If I do a background check on you what will I find? 2- Do you want children? 3- Are you planning on taking your role as a male/father figure seriously and being involved with your children's lives? 4- What are your religious views? 5- What are your views on complete monogamy for the next 60 years? 6- Do you want to actually be married, or is that just a piece of paper for you? 7- Dou you have other children? How many? Do you pay child support? How much? 8- Do you pay any alimony? How much? 9- Are you able to hold a steady job? How long have you been with your company? 10- Do you want to be involved with my children? 11- Are you a racist or a bigot? 12- Why did you and your ex break up? 13- Did you graduate high school? How far did you get in college/technical school? 14- Do you want me to sign a prenup? 15- What are some deal breakers for you? 16- Do you mind being tested for STD's? 17- Any health problems that will affect the marriage? 18- Any personal activities that require time away from our homelife? What are they? 19- Do you have any mental illnesses, drug or alcohol addictions, or a sex addiction? 20- Are you able to commit to a long-term relationship?

will u stand by me....... if things go wrong...... if i loose my job...... if i have a mental breakdown.... if i i get cancer....... if i make a mistake and cheat on you...... if i am wrongly implicated as a murderer...... if i am lost at sea with very little hope of being back..... if i loose all my money and have to live of social security....... if due to misfortune and due to bad things happening in my life i become bitter......(not violent) ......wil you?.......CAUSE I WILL ALWAYS...till the day i die

i've always thought it was important to know how they handle their money;

Do they believe and are they right with GOD?

Will you do whatever it takes? That's all I need to know.

you need to make sure that no matter what you do they will always be by your side........... if you would happen to cheat on them or get cancer or get in a car crash and crush every bone in your body and look deformed the rest of your life......... you need to make sure they will always love you no matter what you do, no matter how you look ect. make sure NOTHIING will ever change the way this person feels for you

Is there anything n your past that can come back on you in the future and if so what so we can be prepared for it. Do you love me enough to die for me?

Do you know; In sunshine or rain you will never walk alone. My heart will be your shelter, my arms will be your home.

What is that smell!