What would be a really inappropriate gift for your mother-in-law?
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Amorphous Blob is thrilled to have hair
ANSWERS: 45
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Sex toys.
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A vibrator.
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A noose!
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Birth control?
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Facial Hair cream bleach haha!
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your favorite microwave meal.
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Her daughter's( your wive's ) dirty underwear!
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sexy lingerie
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A nude picture of yourself? framed
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A one way ticket to Iraq.
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A tombstone.
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14 in silicone dildo
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Her own framed copy of the divorce decree, citing grounds based on "maternal genetic flaws". :-)
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a sexy picture of you and your cat. OH MY GOD, I can't believe I found a picture to match.
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dirty pics of you and your lover...
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A box of that "new" his/hers KY stuff! VERY inappropriate!
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A plot to a cemetery with an expiration date on it (1 week).
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Her son back!!
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A Brazilian wax.
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a vibrator
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an axe
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A bucket.
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One of those realistic fuck dolls.
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A STRIP DANCE BY YOU
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A fancy G-string ensemble from Victoria's Secret?
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a coffin
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Playgirl
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A muzzle.
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dildo
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A tube of KY jelly and a really large carrot?
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A coffin.
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Well, the list is long but distingushed. I would suggetst that you might want to avoid a thong. I am not too sure how well that would be received.
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getting her pet stuffed after it died
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A book on Mental health and how to help them! haha
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An edible thong
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a vibrator.
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a dildo haha:)
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sexy lingerie - it would have to be extra large
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A porn video of you and her child....
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A broom!
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a cook book or a dress that is like 5 sizes too big!! ouch!!!
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Something actually good.
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Crabs!
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There is a house plant called the "Snake Plant" also known as "Mother-in-law Tounge" That would be funny!!
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a picture of you naked
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