If you had name your child after an object, what would it be?
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The_straight_kid
ANSWERS: 83
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M&M. That way it would be eminem!
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If it were a girl I think I'd go with Daisy
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Bug. Wouldn't it be awesome calling my child Bug~!
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If I was forced, then Rick (as in logs) for a boy and Jewel for a girl.
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If it was a girl, probably a flower name, like Marguerite, Amaryllis, or Lily For a boy, probably trees, like Aspen or Sequoia.
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sky or jade for a girl and van for a boy (ivan.)
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Challis
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Lamp...or Carpet!
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Wall..(wally for a nickname)
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Pearl.
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"Soleil" It means "sun". I know, sounds very hippie-dippie, but it's such a pretty word!
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John or Patty
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Lilly
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Bell(e) since it is an object not flower Jade would be nice but is that an object?
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Bishop. Rook. King. any chess piece, save for queen and pawn.
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Kleenex. What can I say, a cruel parent
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EDIT male - Dell (computer company) female - Tequila
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Gramaphone. Hey, it's unconventional, and if he ends up getting teased or anything, (Not likely, I by the time I have kids, no one will probably even know what a Gramaphone *is*.) we could always shorten it to Gram.
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Ruler.
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Ruby
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REMOTE
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my niece is named sky(e) I could call my son ash
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probably Pheonix cuz it sounds cool
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Marble.
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Wood(y)
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Boxster - the name of my dog, and my favourite car, the Porsche Boxster.
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Hawk.
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Rose sounds good.
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Stella (for Star) for a young lady Rocky for a young man
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Chastity - if you just listen to it it sounds really pretty :P
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Brownie, because they are delicious. Also it would be funny if she was in Girl Scouts (This is Brownie, She's a Brownie)...or horrifiying if he was in Boy Scouts (I thought this was BOY Scouts, We don't except girls)
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Spark Plug.
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Placemat would be a good name. Well, not a good name, but you know what I mean.
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Placemat
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Penny for a girl, Jack for a boy.
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bat after baseball
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mary jane
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Toaster
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Coral for a girl and Car(short for carol) for a boy.
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Marina
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Jewel
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well based on a discussion with the guy i am (well whatever we are) his daughter is named after the arena his fave hockey team plays in MADISON Square Garden (altered spelling for her actual name) I think it would be cool to name a kid after the (former) name of my football teams stadium TAYLOR Field
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Satchel...
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Anchor. Maybe it could inherit my watch and unwath methods. Source: http://www.devguru.com/technologies/javascript/10542.asp
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I would name my child after a powerful car.
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I've always liked the name Stormy.
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Kettle or mouseMATT.
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compost
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Hhhmmmm....weeeelllll.....Bridle, stirrup....maybe, maybe not.....couch (I should have named a couple of teenagers I know Couch, they spend so much time with it), or maybe Mouse.....eeewwwwww, maybe tap at least they would be bright and shiny and be able to dance. Perhaps I could use Stapler that is strong and masculine, and for a girl - perhaps doily as in lacy doily....perhaps not.....I know! Pashima....exotic but nice.
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Lampshade
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zephyr just because it sounds like it would be fun to say. especially if i had to yell at them. ZEPHYR!!!! YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!!!!!!
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Teapot (only if they were short and stout)
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Henna or Mehndi
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I love old fashion flower and fauna names like Lily, Rose, and Ivy for a girl. I don't really like these names but if I had to choose a boy name I'd pick something like Rock or Cliff.
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well if it counts for anything .. i named my cat noodles after a mr. noodles package :)
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Broken Rubber:-)
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Ember for a girl, Shade for a boy.
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Rubber. Of course to everybody round here, it would mean eraser. Should he ever go overseas to the US however..
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Refrigerator...my child would hate me =P
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energizer. I think this name sums it up(I have 2 kids)
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Erectile Dysfunction you can call him Ed for short
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I was named after a hampster... I'll name my daughter "Cynara" after a very painful, scary-looking thistle I found by the creek. Its related to the artichoke and is edible.... Look it up; it will freak you out.
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Jean...girl Gene....boy
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duck as in duck down avoid the object
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boy- roc castle girl-moon lace
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Rotisserie for a girl Acujac for a boy. Then I would give them up for adoption and leave this Planet.
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Spatula Banana.
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uhh...pencil shavings! shavings is the middle name.
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terracotta pie
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Chanda Leer
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Modem
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Dildo.
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Does a middle name of Coral count? Aleisha Coral
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Girl=Bandanna Boy=Pane (like glass).
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Machete = for a boy Herpes = for a girl(teenage pregnancy deterrent)
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Handbasket. I really like the word handbasket.
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Jade
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Estrella (star in spanish...that would be cool)
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crumpet- how adorable would that be? :)
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Fridge
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mesquite, like the chip flavor! or maybe lamp...
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Getting Picked On.
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Dildo
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