What would be the WORST thing to say to break the silence in a conversation?
by 
roserose100
ANSWERS: 45
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Well, you don't smell too bad.
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Hey, you have a booger in your nose
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I gotta take a dump.
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"I just crapped my pants!"
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do you smell that?
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you know, I never really noticed before how droopy your eye is.
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omg,i just sharted!!!!!!!
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Ive seen worse skin on a RHINO
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"Say something."
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"Well....you're all quiet you know you could say something that'd be nice."
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"you guys wanna smoke some crack?"
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ewwww, can you smell that, did you just fart? LOL
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"Y'know, I haven't had sex in 3 months!" LOL!!
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"This is cutting into my angsting time... I'm gonna go cut myself (walk away)"
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Who farted?
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I slept with your mother.
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there are many things: dont you hate it when your having a conversation and then you stop and theres that horribnle awkward silence? yeah i hate that. *walks away* *belches* sooooooo how 'bout them yankees but i know a good one too: boulder....to break the ice
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hi, rose, babieeeeeeeeeeeeeee ... gigggggggggggggity ... LoLz ... ^_^
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So, last night I was so drunk I drank my own urine. How about you?
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... *Fart.* ...hem. Ooops. >_>
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It's not always what you say that people hear.
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local weather news!
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"Break" into a song....."kind of a drag, he was kind of a dra a a ag....."
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"am i the only one thinking about a threesome with your grandmother?"
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You people are sure dull and boring.
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what do you think about golden showers? roman showers?
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Oh, my, I think I just peed on your white couch
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FOR WOMEN: Shift about uncomortably in your seat (if standing, adjust panties through your pants), and say "Damn, my gyno really gave me the once over." FOR MEN: Scratch through your pants and ask "Is alcohol good for open sores?"
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"I touch kids." I used this one once. Though, I think it was a bad idea, since the people had only just met me and didn't catch the sarcasm.
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I detect an odour did you just fart, or did you not shower this morning.
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"I have to fart." "I have to go take a s*it." "I'm horny."
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so wanna knw wat my last ex did
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Yes, you do look fat in the outfit.
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Do you have cum in your hair or is it moose
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Im Hornyy....
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Sooooo, does anybody here have a good remedy for hemorrhoids??? Where's everybody going? Can I come with??? Hey! Wait up!!
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Have you put on some weight?
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Start off with "So I was doin this guy in the ass right..." and go from there.
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"I have severe diarrhea."
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"Well, this is awkward.." It's good for like 2 seconds.. then... much more awkward. lolz
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A sudden bout of loud complaining addressed to the people stuck in the silence of the moment.
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You know, my dog is really good in bed.
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I usually leave. I know that is bad but silences are so awkward!
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So...did I mention I'm a serial rape-murderer?
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That would depend on what the conversation had concerned up to that point.
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