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penis length, unless you're applying for a job as a porno actor.
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how many beers you can chug in under a minute.
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Depends upon the job for which you apply. However, sex practice information would very seldom be needed or expected.
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... complete genealogical tree records with full ancestral genetic profile ... ... full medical & dental records ... ... full psychoanalysis records ... ... fresh/recent blood, urine, and stool samples ...
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When my mother typed her resume in the 1970's she included that she had children and our ages. You wouldn't see that today.
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How many sexual partners you have had.
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Under "Why do you want to work here?" saying "because I can goof off and still get paid."
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What I would find really strange, while viewing a job applicant's resume is: if in the last ten years they they claim to have been a brain surgeon, a chicken plucker, an airline pilot, a carpenter, a TV game show host, the manager of a sewage waste plant, a used car salesman, an electrician, a politician, and an oilfield worker. I would not hire this person because they can't seem to keep a job for more than one year !! :-)
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Hobbies: Founding member(heh heh) of the Tiny Packages of America Society.
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A list of relatives that also work at the same place.
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Membership to Mensa. You're a freak if you do that. I once knew a guy who claimed membership in Mensa's "Hispanic Chapter." He'd get really pissed off when people would call him on it.
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Hobbies: Tiddlywinks
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hi, rose, babieeeeeeeeeeeee ... how many times you have sex in a week ... LoLz ... ^_^
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The color of your Karate belt.
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my photo.
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Here are some things I've actually seen included in resumes: - Lengthy diatribe against the current employer - Certification for completion of an anger management class - Photos of the applicant working at previous places of employment - A list of the applicant's "favorite things", i.e. color, ice cream flavor, movie - A description of the person's horoscope, including sun sign, rising sign and so on and the meanings of each, and how those characteristics qualified her for employment at our agency - A list of the accomplishments of the person's spouse !!!!!!!!!!! All very strange.
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"Please don't ask for my Birth Certificate! I tell ya, I was born in the US and that's good enough!"
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Details of EX's !
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The detailed history of all your divorces! :)
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Their body measurements (if not a model) Like 32-30-33 or something.
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your political affiliation
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