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kidnapping small princesses
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Roasting marshmallows.
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Keeping the neighbor's dog out of your yard, heating the house in winter, a night light for when you have to go pee in the middle of the night, and warming up the bed. :-)
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Scaring the mother-in-law-away and lighting the BBQ.
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I'd give my dad a hot foot.
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Lighting the BBQ
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Asking about at AnswerBag.
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A combination heating pad and back scratcher.
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Frying trolls.
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Personal defense
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Lowering my gas bill during the winter.
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The Answerbag mascot! I hear they like turning trolls into steaming piles of dung... :)
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Lighting the candles. Scaring defecating cats out of my garden.
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Deep Frying Trolls and possibly enslaving humanity and giving everyone free cookies and roasted marshmellows
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Pretty gd instant bbq? Sounds gd to me lol. self defence alarm with a bite!
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Lighting my ciggies!
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Keeping Santa out my chimmney!
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He would help the neighbors keep the noise down.
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I wouldnt have to buy lighters anymore :)lol
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awsomeness
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