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hey im not getting circumcised!
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I'm really sorry I had sex with your wife....and daughter....at the same time....in your bed.
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they are suppose to remove one of my eggs not one of my legs
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...Are you really blind?
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hey the game is on. Could you hurry it up?
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Dont cut that!!!
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You know....I have this "thing" for old women and ....I am screwing your mother!
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did you know your wife's screwing my husband???
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Got a light?
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Doctor I removed his heart so that you could get back there to remove the bullet easier.
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If I live I'm going to sue you for malpractice!!!
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I really need the loo!!! :)))
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Gee, can't we just send him home with Viagra and call it a day??
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2 answers- (1)I took the liberty of canceling your golf tournament. (2)My insurance card has expired.
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The market just lost 7,000 points.
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Tell your wife I said "thanks."
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(from the nurse while patient is listening): "hey by the way dr did you get your parkinson's test results back yet?"
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