What's the snappiest comeback you like to use? What's the onset of using it?
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Do you know why I got glasses? It's because I looked at you. (<--I say that when people joke that I look weirder than them)
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give me a put down, I'll give you a comeback. I have to take them on a case to case basis.
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If someone says that I am messed up (I'm not), I say, "your face is messed up."
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Them: "Amber, stoptrying to make me look stupid" Me: "You do that yourself" Everyone cracks up with that and are all like "oooouch! Would you like some ice for that BURN?" ahah evol ni
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Your mom/face!
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Ask the person with the smart remark "give me an example" and continue to ask for an example until they get frustrated.
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... if I give you a clue, you'll probably just sit on the floor and play with it. ... when being bothered to share yet another martial arts "secret" ...
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You really need to grow a brain, and then you'll need to learn to use it. ... when someone is just acting stupid ...
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Do you suffer from insanity, or do you enjoy it? ... a response to a crazy question or statement.
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We all know there are no stupid questions, but once again you've proven that there are inquisitive idiots. ... when asked an annoying question that the person should already know.
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Lick me
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When I say "NO" and people question it I say "What word didn't you understand I only said one" ;)
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I like to ask a person how long they've been a brain donor. It's a multi-purpose kind of comeback.
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Hm... If someone makes a rediculous statement, I like to use, "What colour is the SKY on this planet you live on?"
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If you say that I or someone else is strong, I might say, "That's OK, odor isn't everything."
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Just how do you pack all that stupid, into such a small package?
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And your point is...? People never know what they're trying to say. It normally shuts them up quickly.
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You're so smart you have two brains. Trouble is one called in sick and the other is on vacation.
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I like to avoid off the rack comebacks and instead tailor them special for the occasion.
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"Go lick a dog's @ss till it bleeds!"
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when people ask my opinion as to....what should i do? i always say.... "do whatever you think you need to do" .....it secretly cracks me up....lol and it drives my kids crazy :)
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after arguing with somebody, i like this one - "Well, you may be right" and i walk off - they dont know if they have won the argument or not -
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