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Chris
ANSWERS: 39
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LOL!! I would have to decline....:)
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tell him to f-off then get the axe and kill him before he kills me.
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No thanks, I'm already taken by another psycho, I'll have to decline.
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He's only asking for my hand so he can chop it off!
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If he wants me, he has to take me in my entirety. Axe murderer or not, there's no exceptions.
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Ask him why he would ask for a hand when he could very well just take it.
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say yes out of fear. i don't want to be killed with an axe. :l
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I like like Miss Anubis answer!!
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tell her to call me when she upgrades her weapon, i'm not into the whole medieval thing lol
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You know, there's a movie about this. It's called I Married an Axe Murderer, staying Mike Myers.
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Depends on if I love her! I've never understood why people single out axe murderers, though...Why is an axe so much worse than any other object used to murder that people refer to them by name?
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Rose, jailbird. Happy in her cage, no longer full of rage. She roosts. Harriet, sweet Harriet, you acted cuckoo 'cause you thought I would leave you. Sweet bird. Harriet, sweet Harriet, so knowing, so trusting, so love... ed. Harriet, sweet Harriet.
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Hide the axes!
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depends, who are her targets? criminals? profesional atheletes, executives, politicians or other people who take more than they give? or innocent people
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"Right or left? Wait... I mean... no?"
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Ask, "why not take all of me"?
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I'd tell her, "No, thanks. I'm waiting for someone that wants my whole body!"
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get health insurance :)
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I'd be all, "Which hand, axedick, becuase I write with my right." Then he'd be like, "Well then I want your right you idiot." And then I'd be like, "Damn, I shouldn't have told him what hand I write with. Next time, I'm gonna lie."
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I'd give him a series of obstacles to overcome, challenges to meet, duels to fight, rivers to cross, golden fleeces to bring back to me..just to test how serious he is. If he achieves success in all of these things, then, well, maybe he was never an axe murderer to begin with..maybe it was spin/lies/sabotage/jealousy on the part of rivals and never true! :) You know, kinda like our political spinmeisters who lie! :) ((hugs))
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well if he was hot , lovely , and romantic , why not , i will agree right away :D
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Ask him to leave my hands til last if he wants to seriously go through with the wedding?
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Get a prenuptial agreement for the ax. :D
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run, call the cops,
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say *sorry - im flattered but i bat for the other side* :)
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I'd probably tell him...sure, why not. I dunno. I tried to come up with a clever answer, but all those were taken lol.
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I would want to "axe" him or her a couple of questions.
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tell them to ask my leg instead
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I would decline as I am a bit partial to both my hands and wouldn't really want to give one up..nor any other body parts.
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Have her over for dinner and she brings the chianti.
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id nicely decline.:)
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Ask myself why I would be dating an axe murder in the first place, so no, and then immediatly seek conseling...
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I'd tell him that if you want my hand, the body comes with it. I don't plan on loosing a hand any time soon.
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Say, no thank you, and move away before I begin to have nightmares. Really, if a person is a psychopath, there is no way to rehabilitate him just by "love". Even if he had undergone the society's punishment/rehab programs, you'll never be sure if you are going to be the next victim.
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Move away slowly.
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As long as its my left hand. I have too many uses for my right.
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No, you're too much of a cut up for me.
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I would want to know if I could keep it attached to my arm?
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I'd wear a suit of armor in case he wants to add to his hand collection.
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