What would you say for yourself if you stood before Satan?
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ANSWERS: 82
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Got a light?
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Goodbye, I'm not staying!....(Legs it---->) :o)
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Get the hell out of here.
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I would rebuke him ask him how his music lessons were going
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I've really enjoyed metal music. Thanks..... But you're still a dick.
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Hmm. I must be in the wrong place. And here's a little something from our local vicar... WHAM!
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I would say, Hey, I don't belong here, let me go< I hate you...I'd scream, help me Jesus, get me out of here, fast.
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Whassssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!
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You first.
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I'd be like, so, is that second throne for me? XD What? There's no second throne? Well...wow, this sucks. *Soils self.*
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ha... thats all you got
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I've got marshmallows, you've got a fire, lets go eat.
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almost as hot as texas
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i paid the child support and i'm picking up the kids at 6 whether you like it or not, bitch...
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Hey, where's Jerry Falwell?
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"Whattaya say we go get a couple of iron chariots and go show Joe Hovah and Cross-Boy who's boss?"
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i like what you've done with the place
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Saddam is just no good for you, Satan.
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Prepare for war
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Oh shite.
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"Wazzzaaaaaaaaaaap!"
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Go To Hell and don't come back. I'm not dead yet and I'm making sure I'm not going there where you are.
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Nothing, we're not speaking. I know it's immature, but he started it.
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'Oh, it's only you.'
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Nothing but I would tell him, "F**K YOU!!!!"
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I would look at him and laugh because I am a born again Jesus loving Christian and I know Satan has no power over me! Jesus is my protector and God is my father! Satan is just a whimp!
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"you caught me in the minors, but my contract expired ages ago!"
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Is Ozzy here yet? I'm ready to jam!
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So when is the ice cream van due?
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i'm here already?
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Get thee behind me, satan!!!!
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Lazy Bastard!
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Please don't hurt me...
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I would ask Him to accept my soul as His very own (seriously!!)
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You let me get outta here or I use my "Spirit-killer 750-i"... [The AK-47 of Spirits...]
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I would say, "Father, I hope I have served you well."
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My room is ready..right..extra pillows I requested..right???
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Crap! ... that stinking "GPS" ain't working again!
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Hey, man. I've been doing my best. I sin early and often every day. Can I get a fiery pit with Marylin Monroe?
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Humility is not required in this case, so I'd boast of my many accomplishments
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Dude!
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hey lover. this is the first time you brought me to your house. i see you have all the chains and whips you like at mine.
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Get behind me satan. For He who is within me is Greater than he who is within the world.....
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Where's my fork?
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Give up now, and I won't destroy you.
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Absolutely nothing as I don't answer to him. I'll be most happy to let my friend, Jesus, take care of him.
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I was already bought with the blood of CHRIST and you have no authority over me fallen.+2
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I would bow to show my respect for Satan
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I cannot remember where it is in the Bible, but Jesus says to keep quiet and just pray and He will tell us what to say.
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I'd say "Self, dang, you really gotta stop leavin' the mushroom pizza out overnight, man".
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Bop him on the head and hand him a V8.
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This role playing thing isn't working for me.
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damn im looking good!
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You see that guy standing behind me, his name is Jesus. Watch out, make a wrong move and get pwned.
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never thought about since i never will.. but i guess if to answer you question hey satan, ... how i greet everyone +5
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I love you, can you hold my dog for a sec.? cause I think it's going to greet you very nicely..... >.< (He usually pee on guest.)
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I need say nothing for myself if I stood before satan, instead he would have to listen to me as a child of God! Satan will flee at the sound of the name of Jesus! He has no power over me and I can command him in the name of Jesus and has no choice but to flee.
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Cuss him off If I know ill not be ok.
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According to the Horror Movie Survival Guide, if confronted by Satan himself, the best solution is to show him your penis. According to the equation presented in the book, where there is ultimate evil, represented by S (Satan), there cannot exist something as ludicrous and funny as a randomly exposed penis, or P, and vice versa. P =/= S. If a penis were to be brought into view in the presence of ultimate evil, a null set would occur and the universe would implode, taking Satan with it and hopefully equalizing after an initial catastrophic Satan-removing vortex. So if I stood before Satan, I would whip out my business and show it to him.
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"Hi dad hows things?"
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where the weed at?
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If you're real, then I guess the big guy upstairs is real too.
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I will know that satan will tempt me with illusion and i have to be careful ,beause satan is going to play the same tricks which he has been playing on earth ,i will hold to my faith strong.
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Um...what big horns you have! I hope that doesn't mean anything about your arousal level.
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Oh, you are in SO much trouble with my Lord! Better run while you can!
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Well, I'll be damned.. All that bullshit was true, huh?.. Oh well...
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"I see you've got my reservation. Smoking section, please".
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I would say to myself,"Lord have mercy upon myself!"
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God I'm quick. I stood up faster than the devil himself!!
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"like what you've done with the place"
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Repent the Kingdom of God is nigh for whosoever calls upon the name of the Lord will be saved~~Romans 10:13 but Satan already knows this
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Oi! Where are the pearly gates?!
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Got a light?
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You were a worse president than your father. And I hate the name Geeorge forever because of you, you tit.
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I didnt spent time with you down there and Im not going to spent time with you up here - bye!!
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I don't deserve to be with you!! Now shut up and get out of here so I can go to sleep!
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It's not my fault ... you made me do it :)
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Well, here we are...can you please explain your take on the Detroit Lions, platypuses and the whole garden of Eden thing? Is there anything you would like to discuss?
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Is pot legal in hell?
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In the name of Jesus Christ I rebuke you.
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I would simply politely excuse myself when you're in the presence of a God whether that God is good or whether that God is bad you have to realize that he's still a god he's still more powerful than you are he's still smarter than you are don't stand there and play around with a god politely excuse yourself and leave promptly
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I'd ask him how many different ways is there to make the best of this place?
Moongrim 
- M.C.S. - Dave 
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