apparently lip-gloss!!!

window blinds

at certain times....watever it is that i need

CARS

Body parts. Illegal drugs. Gourmet food; fine wine. Rolex watches. Grand pianos. Kirby vacuum cleaners. Breast implants. Term papers. Bombs. Counterfeit money. Pictures of naked men; pictures of naked women. Industrial smokestacks. Yachts. Political favors. Granite. Keys to the city. Lists of hitmen. Lauren Bacall's autograph. Courage. Votes. "I LOVE COSTCO" T-shirts. Tickets to the moon. Ferris wheels. Muddy hoof prints. Nervous breakdowns. Chinchillas. Spider webs. The calm before the storm. Common sense. Pigs. Escort services. Good manners. Hurricanes. Supercomputers. Battleships. Railroads. Particle accelerators. Saturday Night Specials. Pay phones. Missiles. Roller rinks. Icebergs. Concrete shoes. Elephants. Detailed instructions on how to shoplift without getting caught. Time machines. Avalanches. Chain letters. Restitution. Maces. Clavichords. Knights in shining armor. Intersections. Stradivarius violins. Porn. Chastity belts. Grease monkeys. Anabolic steroids. Fog. Sunsets. Bumblebees. Escalators. Race cars. Race tracks. Cumulus clouds. Quicksand. And of course, no Answer Bags.

Quality, Employee health benefits, self-reliance, self-respect, faith, renewable resources, dignity, and community awareness.

as an employee, one hot item we do not sell is step stools. yes the most simplest and most needed house item does not have a home at Wal-Mart. it is an insurance liability.

anti-matter and black holes.

A lot of them stopped selling a Sheryl Crowe album because she made a reference to purchasing a gun at Walmart. I forget what the name was, it was some baloney backlash from some bad press.

Almost, over 90%, of everything they sell is "Made in China", so, I bet that whatever they don't sell is "Made in the USA".

Iron-on letters for t-shirts.

Textbooks, Atheism supplies, kinetoscopes, Jon Steward's book, plutonium, rehydraters, hoverborads, tiles, windows, gold bars, nutella, vegemite. Let me know if some of the items don't belong.

Plutonium, live reptiles, and scuba diving equipment.

Indulgences.

Dignity

Happiness.

Any religious jewelry that isn't Christian or Jewish. I looked at their "Religious Jewelry" section. Go there sometime and ask for a pentacle. It will be worth it just to watch the reaction.

Puppies!

They don't sell the kind of personalized attention and care that you get from a smaller family owned retail location. You may get a great price but don't purchase anything that may require any technical assistance.

Usually it's higher quality merchandise that is in low demand as well as quality clothing.

Neil Young's latest album.

Everything I could live without.

I hate Walmart. I'm not sure what they do sell.

Integrity,for it has none.

Luggage tags.

No, have you?

They don't sell my water...could be cause it's the Target brand? :-D

I know one thing they don't sell and thats rollerblades..I had to go to K-mart, an hour and a half away to get my daughter some roller blades for her b/d. Now this is what they told me, " we only carry those during the christmas season." Now who wants to go outside, rollerblading when its 30 degrees outside with snow on the ground? Did I mention I hate going to Wal-mart?

uncensored music

Butt plugs? I haven't ever seen them anyway.

Human Organs. Job opportunities for Gay people.

Anything made without crappy breakable plastic and/or lead paint.

A can of green beans without mice chopped up in it. Eww that was gross. Or products not made in China?

Walmart does not sell: 1) Good Business Practice 2) Fairness to their employees or suppliers 3) Corporate Social Responsibility 4) Quality Merchandise . or porn, because they are a lovely, caring family company. . They do however keep many Chinese people in jobs... be it as they may.

Caskets. But I truly think it's only a matter of time.

peace of mind.

Broken dreams. =`(

Red Worms...It's true. I wanted a pound for my worm composter/recycler. They sell Night Crawlers. Which are useless for composting. In fact red worms are better for fishing anyway.

porn.

The British Versions of the Harry Potter books.

anything to me

uranium-235, prostitutes, life size models of me

Medium range ground to air missiles, Tiger Cubs, planes, helicopters, artificial limbs, breast implants, Giraffes, moon rock, suspension bridges, dolphins, medieval weapons, rear-left stop light for a Ford Mondeo.

Sex toys, oh no they have those in the back xD

short sections of threaded pipe or cannon fuse

Just about everything. I never thought about it untill I went there for red worms...They sold worm food but no red worms only night crawlers. Red worms are better than crawlers. None at wal-mart.

Quality good made by Americans who are paid a decent, living wage. Most especially goods made by GASP! UNION workers! Fresh meat that is not prepackaged, due to the fact that their meat-cutters went union on them and they completely eliminated their fresh meat departments and went prepackaged so as to not have to acknowledge them and have an excuse to fire them. They don't sell you the truth about their dealings with secret Chinese sweat shops employing slave labor and the fact that they refuse to disclose the location of their Chinese factories to agencies that monitor and check those factories to assure that they operate under decent and globally acceptable humane conditions. They don't sell news of their own convictions for violating child labor laws here in the U.S., nor their policy of actually LOCKING employees in their stores till work is completed. The don't sell the fact that their employees are expected to work overtime, without compensation, else they risk losing their jobs. They don't sell their policy of unfair pay and promotion policies toward women employees, or their dismal benefit programs and pay scale. They don't sell their subversive tactics to undermine any and all attempts at unionization or their 'secret gang meetings' aimed to attack employees who would try try to unionize. They don't sell their policy of moving into small towns and lowering their prices until they have put every small business OUT of business, then raising their prices. In those cases, they become nearly the only place to work and they can pay $8 an hour salaries to those that have no other choice. What Walmart DOES sell is the future basic pay scale for American workers, since they are the LARGEST employer in the U.S. They have SOLD OUT America and the American worker. Every time we buy from them we compound the misery of our own American workers and those abroad.

I can't help but think of the "The Mountie Song." Mountie proclaims that he has a gun and isn't afraid to use it, American tourists say they have more... M: Where do you keep that many guns? AT: In our tank. M: Your tank? AT: We didn't just walk here. M: But ... where would you get a tank? AT: Wal-mart! Other than tanks: clothing of good fit and quality, or social responsibility.

Movies or music that is not censored.

I would happily pay for a parking space that is in the same zip code.

CDs with "explicit content" yet they still chainsaws and guns.....I guess curse words are more harmful?

I once went to a Wal-mart in Wisconsin that did not carry Frisbees or those little plastic baskets you carry to the shower.

Rocket Launcher

Also they don't sell M-rated video games since Columbine.

Babies.

Quality goods, happy employees, and worker's rights

Dignity

handguns

The local Wal*mart does not sell newspapers, fresh fruits & veggies, liquor & beer.

Wals?

Whatever they don't sell, they should get on it and sell it. That place is cheap and I don't have a lot of money. Wal-Mart for the win.

They sell a lot of stuff. Presently, plattoes footwear from website plattoes.com is in the game

U.S. citizenship papers.

Kidneys.

good clothes.

Handguns, hard liquor, illegal substances. Sheesh...after reading the other answers, mine sucks:(

Wal-Mart does not sell aeropostle clothes, or any clothes that you can buy at the mall. They also do not sell Webkinz.

Tabacco products.

In this crappy economy, Walmart sells everything we buy for the house, cleaning stuff, personal products, pet food, all cheaper in Walmart.

Good bikes, classical CDs.

A dialysis machine.

specialty clothing (formal wear)

decent clothes

People watching and laughing. Its priceless (technically you can't buy it). Check out www.peopleofwalmart.com and you'll see what I mean. LOL!!

A Mercedes Benz

Clothing in normal non-obese human sizes.

fresh meat, ewwwwwww +

Anything made in America.

I don't know about things I can't buy at Wal-Mart, it seems like everything is sold at Wal-Mart's "SuperCenters", which is where I tend to shop a lot, in my neck-of-the-woods. However, I know that you can even shop Online for your casket. Although they are cheap there too, it sure can save anyone a few pennies.

Dirk bike.

A private massage man

An old low rate video game that costs no less than 170 bucks.

a haircut

G'day Mary Maguire, Thank you for your question. In Australia, just about everything. We don't have them. :>) Regards

Class.

A doggie in the window.

I wouldn't know I don't do Wall Mart but I would be willing to guess that you probably wouldn't find and "Fair Trade" products.

love

Self respect

Stock

A BMW. +5

People.

Vegemite! (An Australian Product) http://aussiefavourites.com.au/cornershop/images/vegemite455.jpg

me!!!