What action should we take if a couple in a neighbouring apartment make love so loudly that we can hear everything?
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keithold thanks all baggers
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It happened to me in France. Well they left their window open so one night when they were busy and me and my flatmate were drunk we threw everything we could find onto them. Stuffed toys, a shoe, a plastic ball, all sorts of other stuff. They calmed things down after that.
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I think you have a couple of options... Talk to them about it and let them know that you can hear and your request that they quiet it down or option two... do nothing and listen.
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bang on the wall. or one time my g/f and i got under their open window and started faking "making love" so loudly that they hear us, stopped and it never happened again.
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Knock on the wall. If you know them enough to say hello in the hallway, maybe casually ask if they had a good night the night before. Then mention that it sure sounded like they did. That should be enough to embarass most people into quieting it down.
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Next time you run into them in the halls say something like "i hope we didn't make too much noise last night with the stereo, you can everything through these walls" Just gently letting them know that the walls aren't soundproof and you can hear them...whatever they might be doing. hopefully they'll take the hint and quiet things down.
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Think of it as a porno for blind people.
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Join in.
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Complain to the management about noise from that apartment at night.
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Have a contest and see who can moan/make noise the loudest.
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Take a humorous approach and find a way to embarass them. Or make love to my wife and make the noise thing a competition.
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Make love louder than them....so they would feel bad about it.
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G'Day Mate! I would explain that seeing is believing, and invite them over, of course.
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Connect a mike to their suite and channel the noise out onto the public street with loudspeakers. Place a sign on the loudspeaker that tells where this noise is coming from. I think the perpetrators will love the embarrassment!
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Sensible answer: They can have no expectation of privacy. There is no way they cannot know that their neighbors are hearing. Since there is no expectation of privacy, you can do whatever you want with the AUDIO as long as it is captured either in your apartment, or outside on publicly accessible property. Get a good long tape of that, and take it to the apartment manager. Tell them that you recorded it inside your apartment at that volume, and that it has to stop.If they take no action talk to a lawyer and the police. you may be able to get out of your lease or have them charged with disturbing the peace. Funny Answer: if you have a wall that is shared with their apartment, when they start having sex, stand right next to the wall nearest them and start yelling things to make their sex less enjoyable. Examples: small, limp, tiny, bat droppings, mouse testicles, vomit, hillary clinton and John McCain having sex, etc. whatever you can think of that might mess someone up if they are "in the middle".
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Call and tell them if they move a little to the right you will be able to capture the video to match the audio. Voyeurism at it's best!
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Record what you hear, make sure it's very clear on the tape/cd, and slip a copy of it under their door or into their mailbox, anonymously.
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Find a way to tape the noise, then play it LOUD when they are sleeping.
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Record it and sell sound bites to cheeseball porn site;)
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Hand-held aerosol emergency air horn. Press it against a common wall and give a toot. It might embarrass them some, it might alarm them enough to stop and investigate, or it might simply get them out of the mood. Any of these or any other response is acceptable, and should not have to be repeated too many times before they work to avoid a repeat. The possibility of complaints to management about the horn can be parlayed into the primary causation - the wild abandoned sex play in the adjacent apartment. One way or another, it will all come out in the open if they don't get control of themselves.
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Take a carton of EGG BEATERS and dump it down their windshield. Cottage Cheese also works.
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ask them to repeat it
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Learn from their experience.
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Out shag them. Compete. When they start- you go longer and louder. It'll be fun.
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Well, you can either move out, complain to no avail, or get off on it and one up them.
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Tape it,then invite them over for dinner and play it back while you are eating.
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I guess it depends on your personality. You might try to 'out shag' them, as one person suggested. Or tape them and play it back for them later. Or maybe something grosser, like have a massive bowel movement over a loudspeaker. See if that doesn't take them out of the mood. Or break into their apartment sometime and dose their food. They can't make love if they're sick, right? Or go godfather, and leave a horse's head in their bed. Let out your evil side, and see what you come up with.
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fantantize that it is you..
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Knee-jerk reaction (been there) is to bang on the wall/door and scream shut the hell up. Second, more rational idea is to tell them you can hear every word, and are not impressed
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record it then post it on the internet and post a copy though there door that should shut them up lol
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Geeeez. I had neighbors like this and apparently they favored the bathroom counter/vanity. I would be getting ready to go out and they'd be at it (talkers to boot). So, I left them a note and told them very nicely that I could hear them. They kept at it (the people beneath them could hear it too). One day I just lost it and when they were done I yelled "that didn't take long!" The guy scowled at me all the time from then on, but they were quiet.
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Absolutely none....
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Use an airhorn to show your appreciation for a game well played.Or...tell them straight out that you can hear them ;)
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I used to scream loudly during lovemaking, it was a problem for my elderly neighbors. I apologised whenever I saw them, but could not help myself. I was glad that they never said anything embarrassing - but it works both ways as I would hear them at it & they would often last longer than I could manage...
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This has actually happened to me and my fiancé when we first moved into our new house. We were being loud and much to the amusement of my friends I was called " Asbo-girl" for a while. To be honest we didn't realise how loud we were or how thin the walls are and quite politely she banged hell out the wall and let us know that way. Considering we have to live next door to each I found this to be the worse thing she could have done, making us instant enemies. I wished that she had approached us or posted a note through the letter box. God, you'd think we were mulishly being loud just to annoy her!!!! We were just innocently making love and the neighbour had to blow the whole thing out of proportion!!! Try approaching people first before you go getting angry and think that they are doing it without any consideration, after that do what you like!!!!!! Its funny, only one of our neighbours has complained and we are all attached houses!!!!!!
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stand outside their apartment, get a group together, and ensure you all have a percussion instrument in your hands - and MAKE A NOISE!!!
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Record it and sell it on ebay.
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I was in the same situation about 6 years ago. My neighbors BF came over every weekend and the way our apartments were situated the head of her bed and the head of ours would have touched had there not been a wall there. They made the worst bunch of racket when they had sex that my husband would just lie there and laugh. There was nothing we could do about it but about 3 years later I got my satisfaction. I got a new supervisor at my job and what do you know...it was my neighbors BF. I never said anything to him but I laughed inside every time he came around :)
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Get into competition with them. It will either get them to understand what you're going through while having a terrific time doing it, or you'll drown out their noise:-)
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record them doing it and then send them the cd along with a card thanking them for the show.
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Noise pollution.
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Send them a thank you card signed by all the tenants.
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i think a quiet note under the door is a good option
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start makin other noise break thier consontration
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lol,are you my neighbor? lol. hmm maybe an anonymous friendly note letting them know of the situation.... keep in mind the friendly part, or else you might get it louder next time just to annoy
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wait about 10 mins after theyve stopped so you know they are dropping off to sleep then pretend to do the same(or actually do it) really loudly for ages.
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have a contest...i used to make a lot of noise when my girlfriend would come over...i used to cover her mouth at times, like late at night, but other times i got off on it...i say tell them...or get back at them by making some kind of racket of your own...
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They probably know you can hear them because they probably can hear you too, that is a tough situation, I guess living in close quarters like that you just need to realize you're going to hear eachother sometimes...
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Join them and see if you can be louder.
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record them and then blare it back to them on your stereo....see if they get the hint or even can figure out it's them
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Ask them to video it, and give you a copy. Cos just hearing them go at it is soooooooooo frustrating! :)
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Sometimes during the heat of the moment, they realize that their explosive expressions are being evaluated by other people!
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Sometimes during the heat of the moment, people do not realize their explosive expressions, and are being evaluated by their neighbors. By just mentioning it with passing them with a little bit of tact and the subjects will be shy and they don't realize and may make them realize their mistakes.
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Hahahahaha! I had neighbors like that where I used to live. (They were newlyweds.) Get ear plugs, sleep in another room or turn on music. They may get the message with the music. Good luck--just remember that they are happy...lol. :D Try not to embarrass them about it.
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Just bang on the wall..tell them to shut the f*** up. They must know they are being loud and prob want to be heard..
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What about parents who make love in the same room with their children?
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record them and then send the tapes to them. If it doesnt stop send the tape to their places of business. oooh dang
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I would record them on a audio cassette and when there finished rewind the cassette put your stereo speakers up at your window and play the tape back at full volume.
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Try to outdo them yourself...
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knock on their door "everything all right? Want me to come in and help someone?"
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Record some tomcats "singing" and play it at full volume through a loudspeaker near their wall.
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Mock their sound effects the next time you see them and then ask if they had i 'FUN' time last night!!! and start asking questions!!! hahaha I did that once!! they got really annoyed and never did it again(or at least not in my flats!!)hehehe
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leave em alone
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Record it, put it on Youtube, and include their address in the video.
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Wow....Don't you find that it enhances your life?
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Just tape their lovemaking sound and play it when they're home (not during their lovemaking time la, might be when they're having dinner or something. They'll feel ashamed then.
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Knock on the door and ask if you can join!
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Make audio tapes and sell it!
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Next time ya hear it happening, ring the doorbell/knock on the door until you hear them stop, then run like a bat outta hell back into your apartment. Continue this until they learn that loud = doorbell. It's behavior psychology run amok I know but it'd work I think.
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get a tape recorder, put a picture of them and post it on youtube, while telling them its on air
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I'd imagine any more 'action' is the last thing your neighborhood needs...
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I would contact the landlord and let them know what was going on, and let them deal with it!
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Time the moment and let it serve as foreplay for your fun. My g/f was a wild screamer and I use to muffle her sounds because of thin walls. Because of me she's now a low moaner and my excitement level has dropped. I'll always regret it.
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Leave an anonymous note in the door when they're not home and should anyone ask, say you didn't see who wedged the note in the door.
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Wow, since you asked, I have to assume, it is not entertaining. I suppose I would have to have a talk with them.
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Just make love louder .works for me and my girlfreind.
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laugh at them!!! REALLY LOUD! could embarrass them enough to shut up a little :)
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I would tape it, and then slip it under their door.
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Stand outside their door, and moan back really really loudly whenever there is a lull.
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I always make the best of things. So, why not join in and let them know how loud they sound.
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How about calling them on the phone and say ," man that was so good, I think I need a cigarette now!" I'm glad they are into each other. Get earplugs. :)
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There are sooooooooo many good answers...not sure I can add to any of them. I will try, tho'. I think that you can just knock on their door and tell them how you feel. Now, I know that this comment isn't something new and exciting as a response, but it's MY reaction. My response is always honesty... Also, ever wonder if they ALREADY KNOW that you guys can hear them and it's a sexual turn on for them? :O
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Record it and sent them a copy.
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do it in return for the next 3 days see how they like it.
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How about this one: Begin making love at the same time..as loud with the moans and groans matching theirs? LMAO! Ahhh...good times!
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u can moan and groan as well. then they will be like wow that is creepy. then they will stop
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well, if they're good-looking, go on over and join the fun!
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Disceetly mention it with which ever spouse you feel you can approach. Perhaps they don´t realize this, and would want to know?
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Shoot a gun with blanks in it and start screaming. They'll come running over
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