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Not having one and not getting any. I never had another chance with her. I lived with three guys and a slutty girl and there wasn't a condom in the house!!!!! How does that happen?

I don't recall using a condom more than a couple of times in my life, but I did have a strange situation a few months back. My daughter, who was 15 at the time, and I were in a pet store. There was a cute 17 or 18 year old teenage boy helping us. As we were walking down the aisle in front of the puppies, something caught my eye and I looked down. There on the floor was an unwrapped condom just laying there. Within seconds my daughter saw it, and so did the boy that was helping us. It was just a weird situation for all of us. We just stood there and stared at it for a few seconds and then the boy left to get something to pick it up and dispose of it.

It came off, didn't find it for a couple hrs later. (apply imagination here)...Uuugh.

When I was 15 or so, a friend of mine gave one to me and I kept it in my wallet because I was an idiotic teenager who thought it would just randomly happen at any time of the day and you had to be prepared for it. Anyway, I was at the store getting my money out to pay the clerk and -whoops- out flies the condom onto the floor. I had to pick it up and put it back, but rarely had I not wanted to do something so badly. :p

I was having a threesome with my husband, and we don't use condoms. The point came for he and she to get it on and she asked about it! So we played with each other while my husband ran down to the store to pick some up! I could have kicked myself for not being prepared! LOL

I was plugging away and went to change positions when we both noticed We had wore right through it. She said ohh well I'm too worked up to stop now.

This boy filled it with water and threw it around a classroom in school, not embarrassing but the only one I can think of! And I read the word in a magazine and asked my nan what a condom is!

i put it on the wrong head... just kidding lol

It's not mine but I was there. My boyfriends friend was at my house and we were sitting on the couch while her and mine slept their drunk off. On the coffee table laid a condom. She picked it up and took it out of the package . Put it on her finger ( She was a little drunk) and started sucking it when all of a sudden the condom came flying off and slapped her in the face so hard you would of swore it was a hand and it sounded like one to. Laughed so hard and she tried to make me promise not to tell the guys but I couldn't because I knew it was a promise I could never keep.

had three condoms at the beginning(lifestyles)... now im a bigger guy, and lifestyles tend to be smaller condoms. every time i would start to get into my swing i would feel it practically disintegrating from my penis. went through three condoms and i went home with the most severe case of blue balls you can imagine.

when it just disappeared! that was not only embarrassing but a huge problem!

It felt out of my pocket when I was in varsity, with my first date with my wife, I was embarrassed but she picked it up smiling at me and she said keep it, we will need it someday!!!

One came off and went inside me..I refuse to let him put his hand in my goods..So, i called the gyno and then just so happen the day i put on a relaxed pair of shorts...You guessed it, it fell out in public and landed on my foot...

When I was in High School we were having septic problems at home, it was just me and Mom since she was divorced. So she called to have someone come out and empty the tank and after the procedure was done he called her aside and told her she should not throw condoms in the toilet because they did not degrade and would cause future problems. Well, this caught my Mother by surprise since she was not involved with anyone. But then surprise turned into shock when she realized it was her darling daughter.

Having such a hot and erotic moment that when I "peaked" I made a surprising instant comeback which led to an immediate "round two". Seeing no need to waste an already in place condom, I went to town with even more gusto than the first round. Upon withdrawing I discovered I'd slipped right out in moment of lessened swelling and increased fluids. Thus I ended up spending the rest of the evening playing amateur OBGYN trying to use my my fingers like forceps to retrieve the slippery little bugger I'd pushed so far up. And then of course after that long drawn out unromantic moment came a week of hoping for her period to come.

my bf tied up the condom and put it in his draw to dispose of later and he forgot about it... a month or so later... you can guess what happened! some science experiments are cool... some should never be seen.

Having never used a comndom and not knowing what they were I assumed it was an orally taken contraception. After sneaking of to the bathroom and struggling down this piece of chacholate flavoured rubber I cracked on with the tacsk in hand. I now have a child.

once we lost it and after searching for several minutes in a very hidden place we finally found it in the sheets big relief to me!

It tore apart while in the act.

One of the few times that I have used condom for getting head, the girl got so carried away she somehow slipped the rubber off of my cock and swallowed it...yeah, she got choked

We decided to switch positions and it started to feel weird, he took a look down and noticed that it had been shoved up there. He and his friends have this joke about something like that happening even have a name for it, and he said it, I just burst out laughing while with a look of concentration on his face he attempted to fish it out. He had more trouble putting on the new condom.

Met an old friend at my 20th class reunion, who said that I had always been a fantasy of his. I decided to let that fantasy come true. Anyway, after making love, we discovered that he had lost it. He wasn't very big to start with and it just slipped off. I couldn't get prenant anyway so it didn't bother me but he was mortified. After he went back home, I never heard from him again. I guess I shouldn't have laughed.

ha my dad wanted to borrow a pair of socks, he opened my drawr and found my stash, pack of 40...half empty... i was 15... he didnt say much about it, jusst gices me shit all the time

broke . i think we both froze for a couple of hours lol

Years ago it slipped inside my gf. Fortunately she could take it out herself.

When i lived with my mom (age 15 or 16) she bought me a box of condoms, i took a few and put them under my mattress. She asked me why half the box was gone, i said that i just took half so my brother(older) could have the other half. She said "No, rule is... you have to take them one at a time." It's a dirty trick to know how much your child is having sex, therefore i went out and bought my own box and looked like a good son. :D

It happens every time we use one. I can never tell which way the damn thing goes on!!! Is it inside out? Correct side up? Who knows?!?! I feel so stupid when the damn thing won't go over my husband's penis....sometimes I have to flip-flop side to side to side to side until finally, mercifully, the thing finally can roll down!!

My "boyfriend" at the time had temporarily lost the condom, which he borrowed from my best friend's brother. So we sat in my best friends room for like 10 minutes looking for the condom, searching through piles of clothes and stuff. By the time he found the condom it was kind of awkward and I didn't really feel like doing it anymore. but I didn't really have anything else to do.

My boyfriend, at the time, now husband, and I fooled around and used one. My pants were by the waste basket on the floor in his bedroom. It was dark as it was pretty early in the morning still and all the blinds were shut. He threw it away and I showered and got dressed. I went several places before going home. It could have fallen out anywhere...but not with my luck. The used condom fell out of my pant leg at my parents house onto their kitchen floor, right in front of them.

when i was 17 me and my boyfriend were blowing them up like balloons and drawing smilie faces on them then we took them over to the beach and let them go then we noticed my snotty cousin was there with her friend and they told my mom i was soo embarassed

My ex and I were in the early part of our relationship. One weekend I helped her move her stuff into her new apartment, then we spent the night sleeping (and 'sleeping'..;-D..) on the floor. We kept a box handy to ensure no children. . The next morning, her friend comes over unannounced to help my ex move in and get set up. Of course, we had to let her into the apartment where the box was in full view...:-D....Serves her right for not calling first. . .

Well I've seem random condoms floating around various places in public, like under benches at bus stops, on the ground, at school turn-around's, etc. It just depends, and you never know exactly if they're used or not. Some people might just open them and put them various places to get a reaction out of someone. But than there are times where we know (or at least I know) when they are used, or they look used. Its just weird, I wish people wouldn't do stupid things like that, or that they would at least dispose of them!!

When I was younger(15or16) my boyfriend and I turned on a deserted side road to have a little fun before we had to be home. We were just finishing up when a police car pulled up behind us. We both ducked and he pulled off his condom quick and flung it out the window. We didn't get entirely dressed when the police officer came to the window and asked us to get out. When we did, both in our undies, I looked around to see where the condom went. I noticed it landed right on the hood of the cop car. The cop didn't notice I'm sure until he left us. I was mortified. Funny story to tell now.

I dont think I have one... I may start with one... but I never end with one... BAD I know!!

Me and a friend were playing with some condoms. We wanted to see which one of us could blow a bigger balloon with them. My friend says louder than he intended of "TAKE THE CONDOM, AND BLOW REALLY HARD" and my whole family heard

The one a friend gave me turned out to be flavored...needless to say we didn't do any taste testing...but we sure smelled the cotton candy smell the entire time!!! We found out it was flavored AFTERWARDS, I thought it was one of the colorful ones. *shrugs*

I lived in a second-story apt. and my bf threw it out the bedroom window and it landed on a guy walking by in the parking lot.

It was the first time in my life, when I just have started use,it teared. There were no other extra condom and my girlfriend refused without condom.

Having it stretch between the man and the woman on withdrawl, only to burst, sending a sticky spray over the both of them

When my boyfriend decided to let me try putting it on him... He took it away from me, hehe.

hello,well,my boyfriend insisted i give him a handjob,while he had on a condom,okay,so i gave him one,i didnt know the condom was too big,cause when he came it shot off like a rocket,scum was all over his car,yes we were in his parked car!ever since then ive become afraid of a penis.

hmmm so far none,

one day i went to my friend's huse on a holliday who has two mistuos boys. they were playing arround us showing their toys. I was to go for loo and by the time i came out of the toilet they took the condoms hidden in my handbag which I kept open after taking a panty liner from it. they were playing with them like belloons. all it was ok but when my friends hubby who suddenly entered the house and children told him where they got those. i was terribly emberrassed

My bf went in with a condom on but pulled out without a condom. After searching high and low for an hour we finally came to the conclusion that it could be no where else accept inside of me. He dug, I dug but with no luck. That sucker was deep inside of me because there was absolutely no trace of it so finally we consulted a nurse oncall and she instructed me on how to retrieve the lost condom. I swear we thought we struck gold when we retrieved his magnuim sized condom.

Put it on, did the deed. She loved it but i couldn't finish. Mad, i pulled out, and noticed there wasn't anything on anymore. So i looked around thinking i had taken it off. couldn't find it, so finally i thought about it and it hit me, it fell off inside her, so i had to reach up in her to try and pull this condom out of her. Good thing i didn't finish, she wasn't on birth control, and it would have been bad.

when that was loose on my errect prick

I sex with my ex-boyfriend one night(ex at the time too). The next night, I go down turn and this guy who i went out on a date with (purely platonic), ended up crashing at my place with a bunch of other people. However, the next morning, he uses my bathroom and sees the used condom lieing across the top of my full trashcan... gotta love first impressions ironically, he's now my boyfriend

This happened last year.Me and my boyfriend were attempting to have a romantic evening. Well the sex was going great at first we go a bit too ruff and well he noticed the condom was missing, so we had to stop and while still on my back we looked on the bed then suddenyl the thought struck me it might be in me haha so in go my fingers hmm nothing so farther in go my fingers and omg it was way up there i was like holy crap honey its shoved all the way up there i was in an awkward position with my fingers up my cooch pulling out the condom. I got the condom out. killed the romantic evening we had planned.

When I was 16 the new dog we had got into the trash and my dad cleaned it up. Later when I got home he wanted to have a talk...I was busted because there had been a used condom in the trash, when my dad was yelling at me he threw it and it landed in his coffee!! I was still in trouble but it was really hard to be serious and not laugh.

Was only the second time I had been with a particular individual, I believe. So it was still a little awkward. Anyways, I had put in on, we started, and somehow, it began to inflate a little with each thrust. So we stopped and had to figure out how to get this damned semi-inflated sheath of polyurethane off of me and out of her. Took about 10 minutes to loosen it enough to release all of the air. *bangs head on desk*

While I was on a commuter rail train on my way to work, My next door neighbors daughter was on her way to Class at the local university. Knowing each other we sat across from each other . As the ticket guy came by, I went to my wallet to pull out my rail pass and a condom flew out and landed on her lap. I could not reach into my neighbors daughter's lap and she was petrified at touching the condom. She reached to side, picked up her book bag and said "excuse me, I need to go to the ladies" as she stood up the condom fell to the floor. As she walked away a scooped it up. She did not come back to sit with me. I spotted her and her mother in the local grocery and they spotted me. They both looked my way and giggled. I feel awkward whenever I am out in the front of my house and I see them or anyone from that house.

her pussy swallowed it

On Saturday mornings I always went out for a 5K run So, I got out of bed on this Saturday to go for my run, totally not thinking about the used rubber I'd left on the shelf behind the bed, along with the foil it came in, where girlfreind and I had been fucking. While I was out, she had picked up my used rubber and thoughtfully put it and its can't-miss-seeing-it gold foil package in the bathroom bin (flushing them not what we did). While I was out, my father(who lived nearby)stopped by and was surprised to be let in by a girlfriend he didn't know I had. While there he asked to use "the john." When he came out of the bathroom, my girlfriend told me had he refused her offer of coffee, made some unkind remark (she wouldn't tell me) and left. It wasn't until later on that I realized what the problem had been! Rob

Not as embarassing as the one where daddy saw my used condom in the bathroom bin, but more recent. It was a first date after just meeting in a restaurant. Just sleeping together ended up fucking almost all night, trying every manoeuver in the book, including pile driving to make the sound of the bed banging the headboard, making us both LOL. I had used three rubbers by then and decided it was time to sleep. I put on a last rubber with the idea of going off to sleep with my safely sheathed cock inside her and we got in the "spoons" position for that. When I woke up later on to change positions I realized I no longer had the rubber on. Where's the rubber? I asked, thinking it was lost in the bed or in her. She says - I didn't like it so I took off! It was on the floor along with three others. OMG - I've been carefully playing it safe but in the end she didn't care. Anyway, I was on a flight out of town later that day.

Having Sex with some guy in the back of his car. The condom came off inside me. it was horrible.

It was my first attempt to fuck in a car. I had a nice little house by then so we could have gone home, but I like picked up this babe in a bar and thought it would be cool to watch "submarine races" beside the river, a favorite place for parking. We had just started and were getting the windows steamed up. Then a police cruiser pulled up right next to us, freaking me out. As he pulled up, I pulled out and we left. I dropped the babe back at the bar, where her girlfriend was waiting to take her home, and I went on home, really pissed at the opportunity missed. When I got my clothes off to go to bed I realized I still had the condom on! Still haven't had a finished fuck in a car, a rite of passage lost!

Well my situation isn't as good as everyone else's. My Boyfriend & I were going at it and about 30 minutes into it it started to feel extra good, like wow. Well we both noticed but thought nothing of it lol so we went on another 10-15 minutes and he pulled out when he came and all of the sudden i felt a thick warm drip just run down my vagina and my ass. I reached down there and it was on everything especially the 'hole' and i asked him "Is that you or me?" and he was like "Has to be you!" and we both looked down at the condom and only thing on it was the ring. Rest was gone! I never jumped up so fast to the bathroom in my life lol. Washed it down pretty good probably didn't help. I cried. Lol Well i'll find out if i'm pregnant or not in about 3 weeks or less. ^_^ Not on Birth Control! I was on my last day of my period too when I did this. :S

I had a woman hand me a condom that was obviously to big for me... IT kinda sucked, because she giggled too

MY FRIEND DARED ME 2 PUT 1 ON MY HEAD IN MY HOUSE FOR 5 DOLLARS SO I PUT IT ON AND MY MA CAME IN AND WELL.....

I was near my time of the month but my man and I decided to do it anyways - so we are going at it and I wanted to change positions so he pulls out and his dick was all red! I covered myself and freaked out and said im so sorry!! He's like whats wrong?? I said i started my TOM he said no I just have a red condom on baby! haha!

oh god i cant belive i am going to tell this story about myself. but i was 16 and i had been dating this girl for about 9 months. we were both virgins. we had decided to do the deed and i was well, very well prepared for this occasion. i had condoms by the boxes all over my room stashed. so, we had been making out and it was time brother, oh boy was it time. i went for one of my many stashes of condoms. NONE. ok no big, went for another, and another. NONE. wtf? right? well, never fail i had some in the car just in case. so, i declaired that i would be right back. and i dont know if you ever seen a half naked 16 year old run when there is pu55y involved but i could have set a record that day. i got to the car and in the glove box, NOTHING. I RUMAGED AROUND THE FRANTICLY. did i notice my parents pull up behind me in the drive way? nope. dad goes what ya doing boy? my mom goes and says " I bet girls name with held is here and he needs a condom!" right then i felt like dying. but no, it gets worse. Dad says " we been using them, its not like you were ever getting around to it." "Do you need one boy?" NO, NO, not now. i was so embarassed.

You can put a scipt for a GOOD movie by this stories...

It ripped when i put it on and i had to use a ballon :(

i lick one and im aguy it wasnt used thoght or was it XD

when it doesnt fit ur penis.......

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Finding out I didn't have one at the last min.

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wOw...somebody just had to ask thiis question huh..lol..and i just had to answer it...heh. anyway, ..i was getting down with this female and it was dark riight..so here i am, her on her back and mE on top bumpin & grindin' away..i fEEl thE nEEd to position both her legs close together and straight up to thE ceiling...sO again, i'm dippin' & diVing, pumpin & pounding(sorry i can do without all thE details, but i wanna make thiis an interesting read) ...sO eVentually what happens, my man-stuff slips out...now, you knO how with some condoms you dont really haVe thE 100% full sensation, atleast with men anyway...i gO to put my member back in...after i find her, i fEEl lyke now is a gOOd time to end thiis sO i'm bringing out thE beast now...pounding away...for a gOOd 2 minutes...and then i pop my cork.. i gO to pull it out and it was a little toO easy...shE starts hysterically laughing...i'm lyke, "nO way." ..turns out i had my piece lodged in betwEEn her thighs as i was holding her legs tightly close 2gether...AAAaaahhhh!!! .lol. i said "why didnt you say anythiing", shE replied, "i thought it would bE gOOd for a laugh..this will 4eVer bE a moment to cherish." ...and wE both just started busting up laughing... THE END

first live-in girlfriend, it's her birthday and we've had a lot to drink! So she's all frisky but I got whiskey dick, no sense of feeling, I can barely hold myself up..But we're going at it anyway and I lose my hat inside her..but she's as drunk as me and I don't want to tell her I lost it so I switch to manual and fish it out without her knowing what I was doing....because she passed out.

i dont know if this is an embarrassing or not but few years later when i was 17yr somewhere in Japan while we having a vacation there at my friends house i noticed this small stores with pretty girl when i saw her i had this feeling of fire between us so i tried to win that i approached to her asking some various things cause she selling lots of herb,meds,and lots of kind of body,penis enlargement,horny pills etc..after few talks i finally made a score for knowing her i remember it was like 5weeks of being friended her and dating her finally my mission is complete we decided to have sex with conditions she'll never ever don't sex with me if i don't use protection so i buyed their box of condoms (generic brand, i don't know what good quality of japanese condoms so i let her choose the good quality though it was expensive so i choose that) then we moved to some hotels we both take a shower i could erect my penis cause the water is very cold as makeout from there then we moved to the bed,the bed got wet a little but we don't mind we making out for 7minutes while fantasizing her (shes not very sexy though which giving me turn off and its very hard to get erected at that cold room) 14-17minutes later finally got really harden by her blowjob was going to get inside her but she close it by her hands and saying you forgot the conditions now i open these box of condoms i noticed (wtf! its so thin to break!) but i reach this kind a level now inserted this condom by starting penetrating her i felt she was so tight i begin with gentle pump but i feel the condom got breaks but she feels that? she pushed me and saying change my condoms now same it happen again until i broke all 35 condoms (i didn't expected that for japanese condoms) it was huge turn off and the bad thing is she didn't enjoyed and i noticed she has very-very low sex drives compare to our conversation she was flirty b*tch back there she sounds like expert but on that moment on hotel after what happen we decided to cancel the moment..d*mn that moment was argh! such a let down ..few days later (probably 3-7days later) our vacation was finally over i looked on their shop she wasn't there but i saw her (while we walking and looking for taxi) shes with this EEeeWWw japanese guy and i saw her face its kind reminds me of what happen and i got turn-off though -_-'

It flew accross the room 'cause it got pissed off.

I've actually never used a condom, but one time I blew one up and tied it like a balloon in the movie theater and bounced it down to people watching the film like the way they do it at baseball games. I'm sure someone got embarrassed when it landed on their head.

My s/o handed me one and i didnt know how too put it on.

A lot of embarassing things with condoms involve loosing one inside your gf. That "halfway" happened to me once. There was a woman staying in the same hotel with me and we ended up in my room for a nice fuck. When I was finished I withdrew and was not happy to realize I no longer had a rubber on. I looked down at her pussy and there was my cum filled rubber, halfway still in her and halfway hanging out. At least I had it on when I came. Whew!

Okay, that is more bad than embarassing - having a condom handy and not using it. So, I was with this really hot beautiful girl and got so carried away with lust while we were making out and doing a lot of foreplay. One thing was to tease her clit by rubbing my hard cock over it trying to make her orgasm but before I knew what I was doing I was penetrating her without the condom - which was sitting there inches away ready to roll on. She loved it and of course so did I. No bad results, fortunately.

The one time I've ever bought them. The immature little shit at the register yelled out "WOOOHOO, someone's gettin' some TONIGHT!" I wound up letting my roommate have my unopened Durex Pleasure Pack. I didn't really have much use for it anyway.