Do you run and jump in bed so that the monster under the bed doesn't grab your feet?
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No, but I have a loft bed, so I'm afraid someone is going to grab my ankles when I climb down.
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No. The monster is still recovering from the beating I gave him last time he tried.
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I do but not for the monster that's under my bed but for my two cats.
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I used to. Thank you for bringing back a fun memory. I would actually jump.
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no but i can't let my arms hang off because of them
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No, I jump into bed because I turn my heat down to 50 at night because I'm under around 10 blankets, and because my ass tends to get rather cold when I stand out naked and look at the stars through the window.
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When I was a kid I would make some fantastic leaps across the room to avoid the monster under the bed. I'll still do it occasionally because I get a little nervous that a snake may have got in the house and is waiting under the bed. It doesn't help that my kids leave these belts and string looking things and fake snakes all over the place.
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I dont, I chat with the monster, and scare the next door neighbor with him.
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not since I was a little kid. but back then, I was sure the monsters were under my bed, in my closet and behind the curtains. I never slept without a night light.
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The last time the monster tried that, I took my four pound sledge hammer to his knuckles and broke all of his fingers. Now he just cowers under there anytime I look in his direction.
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No i just stay quiet under the covers.
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After a scary movie and walking through the house..... you bet I have! But not because I thought he would grab my feet, if I thought he was under the bed I wouldn't get into the bed! ;)
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I depends on how dizzy I am. If I am not tired or dizzy I don't look for any monsters. But when I am tired or dizzy I run from all things under and around the bed.
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Nope--I have a platform bed--but must have some childhood demons because I can't let my arms or legs dangle over the edge of the bed--even though there is no "underneath"
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I snuffed the punk years ago.
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No, I run and jump into it because it's a feather bed. Weeeeeeeeee!
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Most action I'd have seen in almost a year, so I'd kind of welcome it. Really...got to feel sorry for the monster in that situation. :)
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Ha Ha no I am the monster under the bed.
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Most of the time, but on occasions I let my hubby grab me ;-)
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I farted and killed the monster.
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LOL, always!! Actually, after I saw a disney channel movie a long time ago, I think it was "Boogeyman" or something like that. It was so disturbing. Freaked me out so much I can't even get into my bed properly. And here I thought it was just me who did this! :)
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LoL! I thought I was the only one! But the reason I can't let my arms and legs hang over is because of that show Rescue 911. A lady once got bitten by a nasty spider on there. I haven't been able to sleep close to the edge and without covers since! I think something is gonna get me. **Note to parents** Be careful about what you let your children watch! You never know how it will affect them when they are older! They could do crazy things like jump into bed and sleep all curled up in the midddle! :-)
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LOL!!! Actually I do sometimes!!! haha!
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Never knew a monster was under my bed. I always slept in a bunk bed and my brother was always under me and although he was ugly I would never call him a monster.
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Yes! :)
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No , I do it because my wooden floor's freezing !!
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haha nope. but i will admit that when i go under the covers..i make sure my feet are covered. not really because i feel as if somethings under my bed, but its just a habit ive done since i was little. it feels safer =)
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i am the monster under the bed
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No, I run and jump so that when I land I squish him.
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No. Because it's freeeezing in there (the way I prefer it)! ;-)
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when I was a little girl I used to do that! and also hold a heavy thing so that when he came out I would throw him that
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i used to do that when i was like 5 or 6 lol!
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No. My box spring rests directly on the floor, so NOTHING can crawl underneath it, and I have a padlock on my closet door, to keep the monsters locked inside. No one screws with me, unless they have a vagina.
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