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sm00z
ANSWERS: 97
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No... I can sometimes draw a laugh with a *fart* though.
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Sike!
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Dubya
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Penis!!
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PANTIES!!!
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BOOBS!
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Joke! Do I win?
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Backspackle (The marks on the back of one's shirt from riding a fenderless bicycle in the rain)
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Hairyvaginamonster.
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Bush.
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Britneyspears!
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solid
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Yes.
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W?
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Never.
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hillary?
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no
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penis.
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Ballsticles.
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smile:)
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Semprini?
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cherry
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Poop?
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Punani.
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jerv
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mabey
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Payrate
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Michealjackson ^^
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Maybe not with a single word, but with a single link I can direct you to the internet's largest collection of humor ... http://www.joe-ks.com/ .
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Hilary , a bad joke at that.
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no
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"sm00z- LUV STINKS." .....If you consider it a one word! Hope you don't mind.
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Blunderguff
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Balls.
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poop
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VAHINA!
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Bush
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Truthiness? Kwitcherbellyakin? And for singers/heralds here: No, I cant.
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Hemorrhoid Well, it is a funny sounding word!
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Cuchiplanchazo
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Yes, I can.
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1) "How short can a joke be? Clearly, there can be a joke of only two words. For example: "Pretentious? Moi?" But is a one-word joke logically possible? I have been trying to come up with a specimen for some time, and the best I have been able to do is: "Kalamazoo." What makes this name of a city in southwestern Michigan, pop. 79,722, intrinsically funny? I sent it to Professor Noam Chomsky of MIT, a distinguished linguist (and ardent amateur jokester!) for analysis. He replied by e-mail: Three short steps in [a] led in by three alphabetically consecutive consonants [k,l,m], occlusive, liquid, labial, respectively (that is, progressing from posterior to anterior buccal cavity), act as a ladder, rising to the highest note in the English register [u], which slides in on us over the glistening parquet of the soft sibilant [z], puckering up the mouth in gentle mockery of itself." Source and further information: http://www.slate.com/?id=2065324&entry=2065536 2) drag-n-drop: http://www.badpuns.com/jokes.php?section=punter&name=dragon 3) Fobia (The fear of misspelled words)
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him!!!!!!!!!
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Raiders
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Pudding
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No ... but with a wordless gesture I can do slapstick comedy, "mime" comedy, or a "Mr. Bean" like silent joke with just moves and gestures ...
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no but i no a joke with 3 words... dead gordon brown
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Obama
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prétentieuse
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donkey
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You!!
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Chesticles! (female balls(boobs))
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kevinfederline
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Deeznuts! L M A O!!
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Vulva...
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Obama
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laugh
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skidmark
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Willy!!
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michaeljackson
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no..... thats my joke, and my answer...figure it out.
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chuck
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boobs
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Hoochie =)
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Bush..
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Constitution.
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Paris.
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Bush, you can't beat that answer. lol http://www.funny-stuff.net
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The U.S. Constitution in relation to those who work inside the Beltway. I speak from personal experience.
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"Actually I know a better one word joke. When my youngest was 3 I was sitting in the care and we were all telling jokes. We were laughing like crazy but the 3 year old was feeling a little left out of the fun, not knowing any jokes herself. At one point we got quiet from all the laughing and she yelled, "Underpants!!!" We laughed so hard we all had to change our underpants." Source and further information: http://www.rudecactus.com/2009/03/the_return_of_search_string_ma.html
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Blonde
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robotussin.
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yes i can.. justin
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Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia = Fear of long words Imagine you know you have this phobia and a stranger asks you so what's your phobia. Your natural response "We do not speak it's name."
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OHBAHMAH!?? ya gotta yell it, trust me, it kills.
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DunhurinTexasweaintsgotsnowordstheyawlruntegetherlakthisouchurryonder.
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statue? (Is that you?)
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antidisestablishmentarianism. thats one word
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fukyodooder
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puddles
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CHURCH
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Obamarons
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prick
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Crackers
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Yes,IF it is a WORD that constitutes a 'trigger' as a pre-arranged signal,or references a previously-told hilarious joke,which starts the laughter off all over again,y'know.
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mushroom Yes, like "Blücher!" Well, it worked for Mel Brooks.
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Fuck! =D
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dicknowok
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Wanker.
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Biden.
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D’ohnuts!
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Gazpacho
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Hugh-Janus?
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Shadow Of The Mind
Good one. Aliens came from Uranus (play on with words) and ended up in the toilet. Do you get that joke?
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Biden
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Real
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Dummy.
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Arse!
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Trump
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