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Barcaluv
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Son of a bee sting!
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No!
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Dagnabbit!
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does "dammit" count? LOL! Unfortunately (and often to the entertainment of my staff) I cuss a blue streak...
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What the frig!
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Firetruck!
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Fannie Mae!
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Shoot! Well I never thought that it was substituting for a curse word. Now I am wondering if I will say that any more lol substitute or not its just like saying the word. Thanks for pointing that out now I wonder how I will express myself. I know... Sounds.. Aghh...Uhhh.. AHHH!!! hahaha
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I don't like substitutes.
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Mine is you worthless piece of flying garbage
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Holy Sugar, Crapola and What the Flip!
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FUDGE
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Frock!
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(Hits finger with hammer) GOD.. Bless America.
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Instead of the popular F word, I say freak or freaking.
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KENT!
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The only time I use profanity is when I am really angry or hurt. I feel those situations warrant it. I have a friend who says "hamburgers", he got the idea from a character on a television show.
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Crap. I'm trying to completely eliminate the F word from my vocabulary. (But I keep fu**ing up.)
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Son of A Nutcracker!
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I've been using Spongebob's favorite... "TARTER SAUCE!". Kids will do that do you. lol
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Nimnutdumbheadidiotjerkturdfacejackasswormysleazeballliar.
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I always say "fudgecicles" for the "f" word or "shut the front door" instead of "shut the "F" up"
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dang, durn, shoot, man, jesus,
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i dont sub out for curse words
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My Limey friends taught me 'wanker'. It subs out nicely for the former much-used 'f*cker', and now people in traffic have no clue what I am saying!!
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I don't sub out curse words if I'm just angry, but if I hurt myself or something, my tendency is to yell, "CURSE WORD!" or "Loud, vile, obnoxious CURSE WORD!" (Like, I actually say the words "curse word".)
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I just use the swear word,it is more to the point and factual.
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one of my favorite is WTFARK?! it gets girls to love you. haha they laugh everytime.
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Aw horsefeathers, that dirty so and so...dag gone blankyity blank blank..he could go to h-e- double hockey sticks! (Very PG there!) :)
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I use the word 'shoot' a lot.
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My English friends introduced me to 'wanker'. I like that word and I especially like when I call someone that, they never know what it means.
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Poot.
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Fuck=fick Ass=ace Shit=shite damn=dang and i hardly ever say bitch so i dont have a substitution for that one
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Bollocks! Or is that a swear word as well?
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I usually don't replace it, except in extreme circumstances, then I usually will replace the word with something or someone similar in the world to me. If I want to say "bitch" but cannot, I will say, " Look at that stupid Rosie O'donnell over there." Or if I want to say A-hole, I'll say, " You are such a Dallas Cowboy", or " Stop being an Al Franken."
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Poop manure....or just poop.
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I just say the words, lol. I do have a truck drivers vocabulary, so I'm told
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shit - shitester Fuc**ng hell - frigging hell/ frigging eck bollocks - go-nad's (it's the dogs go-nads!!) cods - bullshit (What a loada cods!!) ;-)
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Fudge and then Fudgesickles at times!
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Frikkin Freakin Dangit If I'm really upset it's "GAHD freakin' bloody dammit!" .... LOL
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cracker. It is all I could come up with one day when I was stubbed my broken toe and my 2 and 3 year old were standing there. So, out came cracker.
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Pancakes Sugar Bejesus Of course, if I'm really upset, I'll just scream incoherently.
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I don't thats what their there for to use ...so I do and often ...lol
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My son used to say "barnacles" a la Sponge Bob Square Pants. It always made me laugh.
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Shiitike Mushrooms?
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Freak[ing], Frickin', Dang, Darn, Crap.
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Holy Hell!
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dang blang sum biatch
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Some religions say you are still swearing,the thought is still there,you are just replacing words.
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Im repressing and I have a list: Frick-freak (may add ing to either) Dang-darn-balls, Shoot-crap, Bznitch-female dog, and FUDGENUGGET
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I have a LOT. Arisztid always teases me. I say: Frog it Frag it Son of a Preacher Man dagnab it son of a pup the most. There are many others.
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What the BONK!
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Sugar!
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Flippin eck!
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frig
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mothertrucker
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"Shuckydarn" -that was my favorite in high school. Now it is probably "Son of a Biscuit" or "Son of a Puppy" Mostly, I try to just say, "Rabble, rabble, rabble," which has no meaning, it is just kind of grumbling in general.
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when something unexpected happens (i.e. an accident), you need your full concentration on what's going on and what to do next, so it's a bad habit to reflexively say ANYTHING -- it distracts you from being able to react effectively but i will sometimes say "oops"
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hey mother-trucker why don't you shut the front door?!
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"Son of a cat"
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well i use the word "fish" for "f*ck"...hahaha...sometimes it cracks me up laughing when i use the word in a sentence...it's just sounds very funny....originally the idea came from a close fren....that darn fish!....hahaha :D
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"Oh Bother" Like winnie the pooh says or is that eyore.
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Freaking! My 2 cents.
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flip flops,
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Praise the Lord!
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Poo As in "What the Poo!" or "Holy Poo!" the occaisional Biznich or Shizett
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crap, dang, fudge, shoot. :)
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Phooey!
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fuk
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My favorite one to hear is sugar. I rarely replace them myself. :)
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Dratsab....now spell it backwards.
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Duck Get Ducked Up! What the Duck!
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flip and frick
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Dagnabbit
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tough SITUATION
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hakuna matuta
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Darn It Frick Sugar
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Usually i just say it, but I've come to start saying Faff. This is because I was at the beach with a friend one day and I was underwater and got water up my nose. I came up again and said "Faff (although it wasn't so much a word as a sound) I can't breathe!" "Faff?" she asked. And so the word stuck.
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An intelligent/non-offensive one!
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i dont use bad words to decribe my feeligns i let my feelings show what i feel.when i am sad i will have sad face or happy i will smile.or just hold and hide my emotion to anylized and let out my emotion later in a harmless way. what about you?good question how will you handle this?
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It happens Screw Get lost (instead of **ck off)
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a guy i know says hot diggity and i think its hilarr i say either bloody, or nuh-uh (with attitude) hehe
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Dang it, gosh, jeeze, sheesh, darn it, ggrrrrr, man, argh, whoa, shoot.
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fudge, nucking futs,
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Sugar-puffs and Frostys ! +
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.."suck puppies"....always catches everyone off guard...... :)
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The word I use is ''OH MY''.
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fuck
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aahh dang it, aahh shoot, eeehhhh, heh, heh, heh! what de ffffff.
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Fudge...son of a biscuit eater...:)
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Far gone ice hole ... Clock Blighter ... Dipshirt ... Phuque ...
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Crap sticks!
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Shit ...is that bad?
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shit is not a bad word if you emotions are really shitty.:)
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I don't. I say the real bad words
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I like to say............'judas priest!!' it has the same syllables as 'his' name, but not as nasty to say........also I love.......'sonsabitches'.........(sound it out!! lol) and sometimes 'judas fuckin' priest'......too!!!and then there's 'jumpin' jehosophat'.......or however it's spelled!!
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