ANSWERS: 2
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A thesaurus
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An African Grey Parrot. Parrots are birds and birds are the closest relatives to the dinosaurs. The African Grey Parrot has the largest vocabulary of all of the birds. So, that's what I would call it. But I've also heard this joke before, and stevo already gave the correct answer to the joke. You could also answer it as a non-joke, saying that dinosaurs went extinct a long time ago, so the correct answer is "dead."
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