Is Everyone Here?
A man was very sick. Doctors feared the worst. He is at home one day, resting in his bed. He looks up and says, "Is my wife here?"
His wife replies, "Yes, dear, I'm here, next to you."
The man goes, "Are my children here?"
"Yes, Daddy, we are all here," say the children.
"Are my other relatives also here?"
And they say, "Yes, we are all here..."
The man sits up and says, "Then why in the world is the light on in the kitchen?"
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ANSWERS: 4
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Sounds like everyone's dad. And I'm the same way.
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Yes my Dad too. I miss him. He died when I was 21. He would say when we left the door open, "Do you live in barn?"
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Archie Bunker Do plan on heating (cooling) the whole neighborhood?
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I wasn't parented as a child, and y'all see how THAT turned out! I still don't know half of what parents teach their kids! I'm liking the jokes though! Keep 'em coming!
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Rick Myres
Hi wakko. Lol I mean Linda -
Linda Joy
wakko Linda works! haha
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Hahah, sounds like me 'reminding' my husband to turn the light out when done in the kitchen.
Roaring 
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