What do you do if a Sasquatch follows you while you are hiking with your girlfriend?
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start running
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LOL I'd ask him to photo bomb a selfie! jk I don't do selfies.
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I used to think that a Sasquatch was a kind of hell, haha
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Don't you know that ole Sasquatch gets up in the tree crotch to play hop scotch to play you for your wrist watch? Go find Stompin' Tom Connors song of Sasquatch and learn why he is following your on your hiking. https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=stompin+tom+connors&view=detail&mid=7A409A6C86F82105F6277A409A6C86F82105F627&FORM=VIRE
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Just remember that Sasquatch has been deemed a mythical creature, so someone has to live to tell the story. Trip your girlfriend, especially if she can outrun you. Don't look back or have any regrets. You can lead scientists to the scene of the incident to gather proof and essentially save others' lives :D
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Linda Joy Oh I laughed so hard I have tears and can't see! Thank you!
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Sasquatch is just a crude hoax. There is nothing to follow anyone!
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You dump your girlfriend and walk off of Sasquatch instead
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What Lynn Carver said! lol!
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Following someone is not against the law. The Sasquatch is perfectly within it's legal rights.
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Linda Joy
When does it become illegal? At what point does it become peeping or stalking? I have difficulty with boundaries sometimes. hahaha -
Archie Bunker
That depends on the laws in your state. -
Franco333
If it is just following you, try to be as entertaining as possible. If it is throwing rocks, banging on trees, or screeching, it wants you gone...time to run.
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Cry me a River 
Molden Molt 
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