You shouldn't be sitting in it anyway, your loin cloth will get ..stinkier.

That's only because of your accent. They think you're Canadian. LOL

Polite, beer drinking, hockey fans who make the best maple syrup to put on crumpets.

Yeah ... that too.

"Mighty" ? (sorry for the 5 minute delay .. I was rolling on the floor laughing) For the most part we love, respect, and support our English brothers and sisters, along with the monarchy, it's history and traditions. Just yesterday, and every year (at this time) since 1845, we have celebrated "Victoria Day", in honor of Queen Victoria's birthday. We will continue to do so, even though she is no longer the longest reigning monarch in British history. And what a colorful and interesting history it is. That being said ... we're still pissed at you for selling us those leaky, junk submarines that all had to go into dry dock for major reworks. You drive on the wrong side of the road. How in the world did you ever conclude that the rear storage area of an automobile should be called a "boot"? We question the sensibility of a nation who drinks warm beer and brag about eating something that sounds more like a sexually transmitted disease, "Spotted Dick", made from suet, the stuff we put out for the wild birds. Then there's that other gem the English love to eat at any occasion... "Marmite". That stuff smells as bad as a tannery on a hot summer day. On the upside ... Benny Hill made us laugh, and we know that not all of you (but more than half) act the way Monty Python would portray the English. The proof of this can be witnessed any day that parliament is in session. Coronation Street has been on the TV since 1960, and amazingly enough ... has a very large following here in Canada. You had enough yet, or would you like some more ? : P

You're so easy. I knew that crap (truth) about Corrie St. would get you.

I've actually been on board of one of those submarines (truth). Please understand . when I say ... "No fuckin' way !!!".

Oh yes you're right. I'm so sorry ladies, transvestites, gays & lesbians.

Since when do you need a special invitation ?

A little short, were you ?

That's odd, most of them go to Florida for Spring Break.

Mine either.

None left, we BBQ'd the last one yesterday.

There's a bit of macaroni salad, and some coleslaw. I threw out what was left of the Caesar salad, because it doesn't keep well.

No, it means the salad spoils overnight, and the rabbits won't even eat it.

No, it's all sticky and mushy. Just like your underwear.

fifteen what ?

Yeah and I had to tie up my shoe laces, comb my beard, trim my eyebrows, and clip a few nose hairs. But I'm ready to go now. Bye.

Of course I can tie my own shoe laces, or else I'd be doing more trippin' than a 1960's acid stoner. You're a weird-dough !

I went to the drag races once with my boyfriend when I was a teen, was sitting on the bleachers behind the strip the car was spinning its tires and slung a hot pebble up into the leg of my shorts and when I jumped up it pressed the rock against my leg and burned it bad!

When was the last time you had one? Have you ever baked one?

I figured that out for myself when I was in about 3rd grade.

It smell so good