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  • Lilo Avli
    Stick their finger up at the Boss.
    13 comments
    • we are dough 68
      Only one ?
    • Ice man
      If you only have one boss ... one finger is all you need.
    • we are dough 68
      Kinky.
    • Ice man
      That depends on the boss.
    • we are dough 68
      Afro-Caribbean transgender lesbian.
    • Ice man
      In that case you might want to free up a couple more fingers, especially if their nickname is "loosie".
    • we are dough 68
      Do I need to clean under my nails, too ?
    • Ice man
      That depends on whether you want seconds or not.
    • we are dough 68
      I usually like to go up more than once.
    • Ice man
      My point exactly, clean your nails !
    • we are dough 68
      What utensil should I use ?
    • Ice man
      A spatula ...
    • Linda Joy
      That's so close its funny!
  • Boola Boo
    Use the restroom or drink something
    3 comments
    • Lilo Avli
      What ? From the restroom ?!
    • Ice man
      Well of course from the restroom ! If they drink on the job, in plain sight they'll get fired, silly.
    • Linda Joy
      Yes! You got it!!
  • pearllederman
    go to the bathrm
    1 comment
    • Linda Joy
      Yes! You win!
  • we are dough 68
    Change their underpants.
    5 comments
    • Ice man
      Why would they need to do that ?
    • we are dough 68
      Incontinence. To freshen up. Different sexual partners.
    • Ice man
      Sounds like a great place to work. Are they hiring anytime soon ?
    • we are dough 68
      No, she went back to Thailand. With Sometime Never.
    • Ice man
      Good, the pair of them weren't worth the 10 baht that I had to pay.
  • Ice man
    Wish it was Friday.
    16 comments
    • we are dough 68
      Why ?
    • Ice man
      Probably for the same reason they want to "Change their underpants.".
    • we are dough 68
      I'm useless at reasoning. I prefer to wallow.
    • Ice man
      You forgot to put an S in front of "wallow"
    • we are dough 68
      Very good. You must have had your crumpets this morning.
    • Ice man
      Yes, now I have to get back outside and work them off so I can go drink beer tonight.
    • we are dough 68
      Isn't it time you released that poor goat ?
    • Ice man
      No, not until I'm finished.
    • we are dough 68
      When will that be ?
    • Ice man
      Probably by the end of this week. I should have the "lawn hoover" back up and running by then.
    • we are dough 68
      What animal is that ?
    • Ice man
      It's that contraption that hoovers the lawn. (In case you don't remember) Hahahahaha
    • we are dough 68
      Laughing at your own posts is a form of insanity.
    • Ice man
      I was laughing at your fading memory and little testicles.
    • we are dough 68
      I've decided to get in with the times and become a lady. Do you want my testicles ? Good price, Mister. Very, very cheap.
    • Ice man
      You should offer them to the Donald, he might want a spare set.
  • Linda Joy
    Boola and Pearl both got it right!
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