What is the worst response to a marriage proposal?( besides just no)
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live4themelody
ANSWERS: 69
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Yes!
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"Do I have to sign a pre-nup?"
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I don't know but if there is a bad response, then they're not the right person.
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"I'll be right back. I need to go to the bathroom."
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"I'm already married."
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Absolutely! I love you Bob! (and your name is Paul)
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Geronimooooooooooooooo *splat*
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"Um, I dont think we should see each other anymore."
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I have to ask my mom.
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Are you crazy?
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Yah...I guess you'll do.
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"Oh, F*CK NO! What are you, f*cking stupid?" That would be the worst IMO.
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Maybe in a few years if nobody better asks me.
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I just want to be friends...
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Step back or I'm calling the Police...;-)
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Yeah right.
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Oh, I already accepted your son's (or at least some other man's) proposal.
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Maybe... let me see the ring first...
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"I wish you had asked me yesterday. your friend Stan asked me to marry him last night and i said, yes. if this does not work out, i will give you a call, ok?". Talk about hitting someone with a double barrel between the eyes!!! Not only instant rejection, but being only second best.
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"I'm sorry. Have we met?"
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why would i want to marry you?
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Oh I thought you had a margarita for me, never mind
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"Sure.", "I guess.", or "Alright."
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But your my brother!
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your are the last man/ woman on this planet that i would ever marry, and if we were the last two people on this earth i still would not marry you.
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NO I will not carry you! Youve got perfectly good legs of your own!
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But the thought of kissing you makes me wanna puke...
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh *runs out the door*
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You're joking , I was just about to tell you we're finished.
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"Wait, did you think we were like, *Dating* this whole time? Eww..."
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You have to be out of your head.
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man: there is no gay marriages allowed in this state woman: honey does that have to do with any thing man: oh sh!t I thought you was a man or man: there is no gay marriages allowed in this state woman: honey does that have to do with any thing man: I was born a lady
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I'm not in love with you!
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I'm already MARRIED!!
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Let me break up with my other boyfriend first. It wouldn't be right, otherwise.
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Yes.
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Hysterical laughter.
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Sure! Can my boyfriend/girlfriend move in with us?
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"Who the heck are you?"
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But your my brother...
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Ummmm, Thanks....I guess, as you roll your eyes and walk away.
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Just say " I have two things to say to you...shhhh and hahaha!"
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Today is opposite day yes means no and no means yes...so now when I answer this, we can both feel good about the answer...so Yes I do!!!
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Any insincere one.
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*Phone Rings* "Oh, I'm sorry I gotta take this, my boyfriend get's really upset when I don't answer the phone".
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Could you ask me again later... I'm busy right now
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"Oh, excuse me, were you saying something I should care about?"
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1.)ha thats as small as your **** 2.)im sorry but your dad asked first 3.)im a lesbian 4.) Why? You wore a condom right?
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Have to ask my boyfriend How much money you make Whats your name again Your sister is pregnant with my baby Are you asking for your sister Im doing your mother is that okay I'm a pornstar (man) I'm sleeping with your brother/dad
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i guess i can get rid of my current husband for you...
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Im sorry, I said yes to someone else!!
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Excuse me I have to throw up now.
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I had it happen - 3 times with the same lady. Her reply - just as cold and matter-of-factly as cold could possibly be: "No commitments. No obligations." Thanks for asking your Q! I enjoyed answering it! VTY, Ron Berue Yes, that is my real last name! Sources: Because you asked.
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Two Answers for this one. For the never before married: Laughter For the previously married: Yes
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omg i always thouht u were gay
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I will if you sign this life insurance policy for to insure you for $1,000,000 should the unthinkable happen to you.
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no response and walk away.
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only if we can get married in Vegas and what happens in Vegas, STAYS in Vegas!!
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"I'm sleeping with your best friend."
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(tears in her eyes) I can't believe you did this to me! Not exactly what I was expecting, still give her grief 12 years later.
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Ahh... that's sweet, but your dad just asked me like two days ago. He's divorcing your mom... Oh... they didnt tell you...
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Silence
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the rejection Lizzy gave Mr. Darcy.It's probably not the worst but it was still pretty bad.And anyone whose seen pride and prejudice will know what i'm talking about
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Gives a list of a billion reasons why not and leaves with the waiter who what hitting on them the whole time "but i was just trying to see what you were like for my daughter" "can i commit you to a spychic ward first" "I would love to but i am already in an aranged marriage" "and you want usto live with your parents right" or the best one: stunned silence for the rest of the evening with the same shocked face.
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?Yes.
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this one is pretty sad and embarrassing!
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"Stop asking me that, I already answering you."
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"Yes!" when you really mean "No, but I don't know how to say no."
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"Are you out of your ever-lovin mind?"
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