Whats the funniest name of a person you have met?
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I went to college with a vietnamese guy called Truk Dong! feel sorry for his wife ! And I worked for a customer called Wayne Kerr! and yes he was!
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A Mrs Muff.
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I meet a girl named Athan.
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I met a guy that was name "F". Many people made so much fun of him. I thought that wasn't nice.
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I knew a girl called Juliette Allcock. Seriously.
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Lembit Kondimae (seriously)
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I had a friend when I was younger whose middle name was Comet. I promised him I wouldn't laugh if he told me what it was. He never trusted me again.
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I have met a guy named Chaya, but his name is weird because it is a girl name in Hindi. So he has had a girl name all his life.
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I went to school with a Toy Lamb. Please baalieve me. That really is a valid name...
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cho chang
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I knew a woman once whose name was I.
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Dick Hertz. Poor guy. Of course, when he was young, "Dick" was a perfectly nice nickname for Richard.
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The name wasn't funny but the reason behind it was. She was called Melba, having changed it from Joy before she married a guy with the surname Ride. "Nobody's going to call me joyride", she said.
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Jack Meihoff was a regular at a store where I once worked. How that guy can introduce himself with a straight face,I do not know.
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Ophelia Balls, My mother swears she went to school with a girl of that name.
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My grandmother's surname was 'Adcock'. And when i was at school we had a Miss Laycock, a Miss Shufflebottom and a Mr Sidebottom.
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SHITZ and it was pronounced exactly as it looks like it would be. Mr. Shitz called in to make a police report when I was on light duty from a knee injury and I was stuck in TR (telephone reports). It seems the whole family of Shitz, (Mr. Mrs. and their three little Shitz) had returned home from a two week vacation, to find that someone had taken the Shitz family (bronze) Lion that sat near the front door and also broken into the house, although, oddly enough very little of the Shitz property was actually taken from the Shitz home. Of course, he did mention that some of the property taken, was from the Shitz children's rooms, requiring me to ask, "how many little Shitz are there?" TRUE STORY...the hardest report I ever had to take, because I thought I might just pee myself doing it. My "partner" also on light duty...almost did, when I was finally off the damn phone, and could run to the bathroom before telling him about it.
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my uncle used to work processing cases at a courtroom and calling people to give them their court dates and for a while he worked in name change cases and he would tell us about the best ones like there was a guy named Shithead (pronounced SHI-THAY-ED) and two brothers named Lemonjello and Orangejello and a woman named Fannie Udderback.
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A friend of mine is named "Jadeep" It doesn't sound funny until you meet him in person, then you almost have to crack up.
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my ex in back in high school worked for yearbook and the band directors name was Phil Ajarapu, and even if you called him Phillip, you wouldnt be helpin him out...hilarious
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I have two friends called June and July...eck, it was annoying when people used to call me by my old name (May). When we were together it would "Hey May, June, and July." They made all these jokes up...
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Leonardo DaVinci Zellner Michelle Sampson (pronounced Mee- shell - a) Troy Boner (he said Boner. hu-huh-hu)
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I was working a temporary job for only a one week period and I was teamed up with a middle aged black man. I swear to God his name was Jeff Foxworth.
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Chi-en Chien
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My Great Grandfather was named Alvin Arlester. That's right I said Arlester. I would have named my first born after him, but we decided to let it go and name him after my great grand parents first son James.
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I once took a class instructed by a woman named Iwana Guess.
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The funniest is a fairly common name at least i have met 3 people in my area with the same name Michael Hunt.
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At my new job they walked us through the various departments and on a desk I saw a plaque pronouncing: "Queen Payne". Later I met the lovely woman and asked her, "Queen, what did you do to get such a hilarious plaque?" teeheehee. She replied, "Marry a guy named Payne." Ooops.
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I Once had this summer job as a Secretary at a Insurance Firm. And There was a Man there as an Insurance Agant and His Name Was Little Blake. First Name: Little Last Name: Blake I'm So Serious!!! LOL
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There used to be a substitute teacher at my high school named Percy McNutt. I also knew a Vietnamese kid whose first name was Phuc...he went by Tommy.
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I cant believe im doing this.Well here it goes,I was born Ikea Day Neider.Thanks alot mom!
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oops ignore me should have made a comment not an answer!
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I got a suitor before named. "Perfecto" and a male friend named, "Love Joy". lol (- -,)
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All the guys in my town have weird nicknames and a while back i met one they all called porno. It took me like a week to get used to his name. Everytime someone said it I'd start cacking myself laughing.
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Rocky Lee. Funny, to me, because he was this reed skinny, bespectacled piano teacher who often played for a children's ballet class.
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Megan Renault.... which is in fact a french model of a car. :)
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We had a Major in the Army with the last name Dick.
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yeah Dick is quite a famous name, nevertheless always brings a smile to your lips
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I used to know a chick named Anita Miller. I thought that was hilarious, like "I NEED A Miller", Sorta the "Get me a beer" of names. Savvy?
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Roman Dick, he was an old friend, everytime i say him I had to laugh inside! What were his parents thinking?
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Mango; he was one of my brother's friend's names.
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Dr. Chuckle
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I issued a citation to this man the other day, and almost laughed in his face, because of his name. Mr. Felix Shortpeter.
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The Cow family: Harold and Mary The daughters: Edna, Louise, Claire, Clara, Bernice and Myrna and the boys: Donald and Hiriam
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I used to go to go to school with a girl name Goneria. Yes, pronounced like the disease Gonorrhea. I also have a friend named Sean, but his full name is actually Seannyvitchi. People are kinda crazy when they name their babies these days.
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Layana, but she was dating my teacher, Mr. Johnson, so if they woulda gotten married, she'da been: Layana Johnson! Ha! Then, there was this guy named Harry Bahls, and a boy named Adam Kickbush.
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Spanky Jr
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Russell Sprout
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my uncle, that I have to tell you, He comes up with the funniest jokes ever and he even gets some from those magazine Playboy, oh goodness
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oh wiat a minute i guess I answered that wrong , The funniset name in my family is my nephew Chance, but the reason beyond is that he died at birth but they were able to revive him
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my mom's best friend her name is LAURA AYCOCK I FEEL SO SORRY FOR HER
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I went to school with a guy with the last named Dober. We found out that his father's first name was Ben. Get it? Ben Dober! Bend Over!
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one and only MR. BEAN...
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oh god... i can definitely think of a couple. first one that comes to mind is my friend STOSH, yes, stosh. that is his god given name, and he even has it tattooed on his forearm. apparently, stosh is how you say steven in polish, but our running joke at the bar is that one parent wanted to name him steven, the other wanted to name his josh, and they just settled for stosh. stand up guy, that stosh... and another classic is this little floozy i went to school with for many years, tiffany cockburn. she claimed it was pronounced "co-burn" but we didnt care. funny part is, is she probably did leave every man with a burning sensation on his.. um, ya. thats just the type of girl tiffany is.
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Michael Buble. Okay, so I haven't met him... yet, but his name is hilarious.
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A neighbor up the street is named Harry Wolfe and I get a chuckle every time I drive by his house.
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Richard Monster was the name of one of my highschool teachers. For those of us who aren't exactly "on the ball" today, his nickname would be Dick Monster.
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Engleburt Humperdink. Saw him in concert in person..
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I went to school with a guy whose last name was Handler. His parents HAD to have been on crack when they named him, because they named him Richard. Richard Handler. Think about it.
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I was in the military with someone named Micah Jones...but we said his last name as if it were Spanish or something so it came out "ho-nes" so his name sounded like "My Kahones".
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Sonny and Windy Weathers.
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I never met him, but a friend of mine once nursed a very elderly man whose name was Donald Duck.
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I never met him, but a friend of mine once nursed a very elderly man whose name was Donald Duck.
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The sheriff of a neighboring town is named Mike Hunt.
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