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aardvark
ANSWERS: 35
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so...thirsty...
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stop that, its descusting!!!
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You take such wonderful care of us, sunshine, water, fresh potting soil...ahhhhh...
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"Hey, don't forget about us! Why do you love your outdoor garden better than us?" I always forget to care for my inside plants.
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"can i get some real food please? and please get that damn bong away from me!" i kinda feel bad for the lil guy.
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Thank you.
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"Would you please go around me a little more so you dont keep hitting my leaves as you walk by?"
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Ohhh please shutttttt up woman...LMAO
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"Please, we need water really bad... Please?" I feel bad for them now...
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Hey, YOU! Yeah, I'm talking to YOU! Would you PLEASE, PLEASE read a book or go online and find out about BASIC plant care???
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feed me...Feed me...Feed Me...FEED me...FEED me!
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Could I have a drink of water, please?
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smoke me
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((smoke me)) or watch me grow:
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"For God's sake give us to someone who can take care of us!"
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We love you!
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Please stop that cat from digging my dirt and trying to eat me!
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"KILL ALL HUMANS" haha
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STOP PLAYING THAT RAP MUSIC AND PUT ON SOME ZEPPLIN!
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thanks...we're glad to live here.
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My life is in your hands and THIS is how you treat me???!!!
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Hey there, It's your plant here. I'm dry here, really could use a bit of water over here. I hate to make you get up, but my roots are really in here about now, and I'd just like some water, please. Hey, it's ok your can pour the rest of that beer in here with me. Seriously man, I'm a plant, I need moisture! It's not like I'm driving, I'm a friggin' plant! *This is about the point where I would stop listening to my plant.* **And possibly pour my beer on him**
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"You don't love me, do you." I have yet to be able to keep a plant alive more than a few weeks. And yes, I water them.
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Please God no, not her, anyone but her. I am Dr Death to house plants ;)
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Thank you so much for taking care of us like you do...and dont forget that winter is coming and you need to find us a spot in the house to live til spring comes back...Thanks again for being soooooooo good to us! ☺
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Thank you so much for taking me from your mom! LOL
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My plants would say "thanks for taking such good care of us, look at how we are thriving under your loving care and aren't we just so lucky to live in sunny South Carolina?" The aloes are particularly happy about the presence of the hot tub and the humidity it creates for them. No one eats and lives better than my plants - unless it's my dog and my family.
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Help us! It is getting crowded in here!
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stop favouriting that other plant and come give me some attention :p
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Help!!!
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I really wish you'd water me a bit more often... but not that often.. geesh... keep a schedule once in a while...
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let me hug you.
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You work too much.....could ya maybe get me a friend....say a nice lush fern or something.....???
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Please give me a shower.
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pay more attention to me, stroke my leaves, use fertilizer more often, I'd like more sun.
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