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cRiMeDoG
ANSWERS: 100
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Why he took a hold of Bush's brain and caused this pointless war were in right now in Iraq?
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i would ask him to prove his existance, since i don't beleive in satan as an actual being. maybe as a metaphor though...
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I'm going to hell, aren't I? Well, since I am, can I at least be your adversary or something? I dont' want to get too bored when I'm down there.
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"why must he meddle?"
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What happened to you as a child???
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Why is it, that in the 21st century, people still believe in you?
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"Would you like to make a deal? I believe you'll find my asking price is quite reasonable, and I'm not using my mortal soul at the moment anyway..."
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Why do so many people believe in something that is non-existant?
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Dude! What crawled up your ass in Heaven all those eons ago?
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"Why did you rebel against God?"
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"Can you believe how many people are afraid of "you", just because the christians made you up?"
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Why are you the God of Arcues, the angel that fell from God?
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Why are you so evil, what makes you want to be evil?
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Do you believe in God?
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Dude, what's up? Want coffee?
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What am I getting for xasm ?
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How did you get such a big ego?
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How come you haven't been here before asking me to sell my soul to you? Or, are you afraid of anyone who might be taking over?
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What's your favorite heavy metal band?
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How's the missus?
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What's it like having the Bushes as relatives? Tell Jerry Falwell we said hello.
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Why did you stop bringing me presents at Christmas. Oh, sorry I thought it said Santa.
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Wasn't giving us 'American Idol' going just a little too far?
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How come you haven't been here before asking me to sell my soul to you? Or, are you afraid of anyone who might be taking over?
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Can you teach me to play the fiddle? Or should I go see Johnny? "The Devil Went Down to Georgia"
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Is he embarassed by his son, Dick Cheney?
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Why are there too many religious questions on Answerbag. It's driving me mad. Please make it stop already.
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When the b***h who bullied me dies can you make sure she pays for what she did to my friends and i.
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Is it really hot down there? You look a bit red!
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What am I getting for Christmas? Oh, Satan. Sorry, I'm dyselxic.
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When is he going to ask his daughter Dr.Laura to come back home to where he is.
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When did you first imagine that starting Answerbag.com was a good idea?
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Why?
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if you know that you wont win in the end, why do you even try?
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What the hell did you say to get kicked outta heaven??
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Do you know Darth Vader?
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Have you got a light ?
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When are you taking baby Bush back home?
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What the **** is wrong with you???
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if my mother is the antichrist what does that make me?
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Hey Nic got a light? by the way ... what do you do with those slimey pedophiles when they arrive? I laugh loudly and nod my head ... oh yeah! Take it easy Nic No offense but ... I hope I never have to see you again then ride off on my Harley. He did take my licence plate number though ... gulp :(
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where's the ice water?
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can i keep u as a brother forever
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Are you one of gawd's alter ego's?
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Don't you ever getting tired of being the bad guy?
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Real answer: I wouldn't. I'd call my doctor and have someone give me a CT, MRI, bloodwork, and treatment to stop the hallucinations. Answer assuming Satan's literal existence according to Christian dogma: "Hey, how'd it feel to tell that narcissistic, homicidal psychopath to shove it? Congratulations, btw."
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Hi , Do you know that the Christians are Blaming you for all of the bad thing that happenand Are you that much more powerful than GOD?
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Do you have to be so good all the time?
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How are you feeling now?
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What was the worst mistake that you have ever made? and i'm guessing his answer would be ~ when I let them lift that cross on Calvary because HE(GOD) said if I be lifted up, I'm sure to draw all men unto me.
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So, why doesn't anyone recognize you have been running the show for the past thousands of years?
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Why do you turn from God?
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Who's sorry now?
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Can you call the ambulance?This is the strangest hullicantion i've ever had.
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"so..hows my family doing these days?" :)
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Isnt one tyrant upstairs not bad enough with you down stairs
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why are you happy seeing people getting hurt?
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One could ask gawd a similar question "why are you so sad when humans are happy"?
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teach me how to play the guitar
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What do women want?
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Why do you desire to be above God when you knew that you were created by Him to be so beautiful?
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Was it worth it?
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Has God forsaken you?
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Why didn't you go f**k yourself?
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Asking Satan a question would only be answered with a lie.
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Do you really think you're stronger than me? Bring it on!
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HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wouldn't! He is a liar!
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How come when i was willing to make a deal you didn't show up? what you scared of god? then why are you even trying idiot. Oh but if Olivia dies and goes to hell can it torture her? or can i just at least watch her bleed a little...nah never mind. Why ask a coward anything.....
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Why do you support the Jehovah's Witnesses in pedophilic abuse?
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will you pleasure me?
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where were you?
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What's in it for you?
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what was it like to BI%$hslap god?
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Got a light?
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So...you really think your badass, don't ya?
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Why so cranky?
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Why are you so mean?
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The prince of lies would lie anyway
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Where do you live in?
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Why don't you just go to hell?
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Why you disobeyed Gods order?
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I would ask him to take me with him... ^^; It's not that I want to die right now, but it's just that I want to be with him so much. :P Sounds so cheesy;;
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How was the apple?
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Would you please reconsider accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?
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Whose your God!?
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Why?
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Why are you such a prick?
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Why! Why would you be so stupid to rebel against god the most powerful thing thats both in and out of this world at the same time!
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Can I pleeeeaase have my soul back now??
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so, how's the weather back home? :P
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"Can you PLEASE ask your sister to return my CDs? I have been waiting for her to return them ever since the divorce!"
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do you wish if you prostated to Adam when god order that from you and the Angels???
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How did you manage to talk so many people into atheism?
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Was it worth it?
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I would ask Him, "Will you PLEASE accept my soul?"
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I would ask Him, "Will you PLEASE accept my soul as yours forever?"
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Why the beard?
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I wouldn't waste my time.
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Will you please destroy Islam, Christianity, Judaism, and nuke Israel?
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"You wanna kiss my ass?"
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